Molly Harp

Just your casual below average 26 year old that likes The Front Bottoms a little too much

[ELLIE!!! @ikeasIut]

a mouse leaving his house: phone… wallet…. cheese….

[lucy westenra ♱ @bIoodfangs]

i date to:
> marry
> die together
> get buried in our beautiful garden
> haunt our manor forever

[Molly Harp @MollyHarp_]

When I’m at work I feel like I’m Ryan Goslings character from the notebook specifically the scene where he’s yelling what do you want

[Molly Harp @MollyHarp_]

You wear a pair of pants to the grocery store one time and the men working there remember you forever

[Molly Harp @MollyHarp_]

It’ll be a miracle if I don’t shave my hair off today

[Speed @speedfromtexas]

Tis the season..

[Molly Harp @MollyHarp_]

I just bought a chocolate chip cookie and when I opened it it was oatmeal raisin 🍪

[kev ★ @kevxiing]

happy september :)
u got this

[Molly Harp @MollyHarp_]

So excited to move tomorrow🏠

[Steven Jones @SJones152]

.@DennysDiner needs to make a super bowl ad for @pattonoswalt’s commercial #Netflix

[Molly Harp @MollyHarp_]

So I just remembered @McDonalds had frozen strawberry lemonades in like 2011 and they where the best thing in the world and can we get them back please

[Steven Jones @SJones152]

So glad to know that @Chase is not there for our small business. We applied for PPP on day 1 and still nothing! @GOPLeader #PPPFail

[Jessica Michel @micheljessica_]

Wasn’t even scared until all the grocery stores started clearing out. I’m not afraid of COVID19 but what is scary, is the lack of common sense people have. I’m scared for people who actually need to go to the store & feed their fams but Susan and Karen stocked up for 30 years.

[@Tha_Factory @LavishMarkie]

I wish STD’s scared y’all this much 😬😂

[Molly Harp @MollyHarp_]

Like I just really want to cut my hair off 💇🏼‍♀️

[Molly Harp @MollyHarp_]

@SJones152 Wow rude

[Molly Harp @MollyHarp_]

Ya know I’m getting real tired of being told no it’s always no you can’t have glitter no we can’t get another dog no you can’t get a ferret when will the nos stop and the yeses begin @SJones152