sorry I snapped

prison psychologist, writer, dog owner, witch. true crime in real time, stellar but ignored analysis. don't tell me what it feels like to be punched.

[sorry I snapped @MollyL]

@FeistyKittyPie what happened? whatever it is I'm on your side.

[fox rogers @notfoxrogers]

i’m the only one making sense in this godamned world

[sorry I snapped @MollyL]

@S___Elliott I thought he did? lol like literally I thought that movie was made. this is a relevant comment I'm going to go ahead and post for all to read

[sorry I snapped @MollyL]

@IHearSimon this dog finds everything!

[sorry I snapped @MollyL]

@S___Elliott @CathyYoung63 I got it too pls tell others

[kart @strawbrryk8]

Ive been training my pelvic floor to kill people

[sorry I snapped @MollyL]

@DanielGorman20 @StevenWallaby I had a thought the other day I want to revisit it but only moderately stoked

[sorry I snapped @MollyL]

@chefsevenn Changing rooms at the goodwill

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All these tweets are bombing but there's no WAY I'm the only one who wants to know more about Lena Dunham getting so fat

[sorry I snapped @MollyL]

I say he was mean but that's based on one encounter when he came up to me at a bar and said "I was walking last week and you almost hit me with your car." And I. didn't care for his tone. This is 100% true guys I'm rethinking it in real time w you

[sorry I snapped @MollyL]

There was a guy in my college town Circa 2010 and no one ever talked about his hook hand and when I tried to bring it up everyone told me to be quiet and I was just like a fucking hook though??? He was also really mean and crazy. Not mild mannered like you might guess.

[sorry I snapped @MollyL]

@DanielGorman20 @benfowlkesMMA you still live there do you know?? Surely you've seen this guy around

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I'm not saying we need to shame her like we used to just a simple "so Lena. you got like. Weirdly fat since we last saw you. What's that about." It's like when a guy has a hook for a hand and no one talks about it. I hate that!

[sorry I snapped @MollyL]

@FroDiavolo I was being humble I'm super sure

[sorry I snapped @MollyL]

I definitely look like a nazi but I almost for sure would not have been a nazi your girl is not joiner

[sorry I snapped @MollyL]

When they say "anyone is susceptible to joining a cult," well. That's not true. It takes a like, specific blend of traits and vulnerabilities

[sorry I snapped @MollyL]

@DanielGorman20 Good don't test me lol

[sorry I snapped @MollyL]

I have a few cherished friends I check in with when Im skewing too lunatic to make sure they're still following me so far so good

[sorry I snapped @MollyL]

Honestly I don't work with female convicts but working with male criminals daily I would guess that shirilla is pretty typical. everyone is acting like she's devil incarnate but I'd say she's mid level shitty I mean she texted some apologies that's more than many crooks do

[sorry I snapped @MollyL]

If you saw Netflix's The Crash but are otherwise not a super hardcore true crime follower, well. I assure you an entire genre of content has exploded around "can you believe what a bitch Shirilla is"