Molly Burke

I tweet about my boat shoes a lot.

[Molly Burke @MollyMaryB]

The game of thrones and frozen crossover we never knew we needed #tucksb54

[Molly Burke @MollyMaryB]

I am so over this tide commercial #tucksb54

[Molly Burke @MollyMaryB]

That is a hideous car Kia. Not surprised. #tucksb54

[Molly Burke @MollyMaryB]

Apparently it’s the year of the office actor #tucksb54

[Molly Burke @MollyMaryB]

Get this poor man’s Pitbull off the stage #tucksb54

[Molly Burke @MollyMaryB]

Walmart is obvs winning the night #tucksb54

[Molly Burke @MollyMaryB]

WHEN will we get Idris Elba as James Bond?! #thebondamericadeserves #tucksb54

[Molly Burke @MollyMaryB]

Drafting off the baby yoda craze, mr. peanut? #tucksb54

[Molly Burke @MollyMaryB]

Great. Now mich ultra is organic too. Like I needed another reason to hate the people who drink it #tucksb54

[Molly Burke @MollyMaryB]

So many weird cameos tonight! #tucksb54

[Molly Burke @MollyMaryB]

Why is an insurance company explaining what love is to me?#tucksb54

[Molly Burke @MollyMaryB]

Creepy and weird rocket mortgage #tucksb54

[Molly Burke @MollyMaryB]

Kim got Alice out. Everyone knows that. #tucksb54

[Molly Burke @MollyMaryB]

That was lazy State Farm #tucksb54

[Molly Burke @MollyMaryB]

Pah like they let Steven Tyler drive #tucksb52

[Molly Burke @MollyMaryB]

That was a hologram right? Jeff Goldblum is definitely dead. #tucksb52

[Molly Burke @MollyMaryB]

Breathe freely? Not after this queso dip #fartcity #tucksb52

[Molly Burke @MollyMaryB]

Jim as a superhero? You’re reaching amazon. #shopwalmart #tucksb52

[Molly Burke @MollyMaryB]

When I think mlk jr I think pick up trucks #waytogoamerica #tucksb52

[Molly Burke @MollyMaryB]

Did tide just snake old spice’s commercial? #ruthless #tucksb52