Molly Metrailer

I run to eat.

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Dreamt I got to Meet @PatrickMahomes and Brittany at a restaurant. Sat right next to us and we became instant friends (obvi) and they were the sweetest. This is forever how I will think of them. #GOCHIEFS #KCChiefs #alwaysdrinkingwinebeforebedwiththeseawesomedreams

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Dreamt I was at a fashion show and Hugh Grant sat next to me whispering sweet nothings in my ear. Through his mask. #HughGrant #underrated #swoon

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Hey @JackLinks, let’s bring back Messin’ With Sasquatch commercials, plz. #messinwithsasquatch #jacklinks #beefjerky

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@ThirdEyeBlind Stephen, we love you in Tulsa! But we can’t decide what you are wearing around your neck.... A. Rabbit fur B. Feather boa C. All of the above? #icanseeyou

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My dearest @ZacEfron, we have had similar travels these past couple years (Tybee Island, Iceland) at the exact same time. I’ll be in the big 🍎 this weekend. Tag, you’re it.

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Y’all. I’ve figured it out. If you wear scrubs to the mall and walk briskly, the kiosk sales people look and you AND LEAVE YOU ALONE.

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getting a pedicure. fell asleep with my mouth open. so there’s that. happy cinco de mayo everyone!

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#whereisbaker ?

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If anyone has extra tickets to the
#ArkVsOSU game today please let me know! I would do anyyything for {my Hogs} loooove

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2 hours of difficult decision making later, I now own a Dyson and speakers for my turntable. Thank you Dillon and short gay man from @BestBuy!

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Ah, waking up at 4:30 am to workout in 18 degree {feels like 5} weather and your car doesn’t start. There’s no feeling like it.

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@TROYHIGGINS I also remember when you wanted to be an ice cream man growing up.

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3 zits, 2 new wrinkles, and loss of memory while working on a new patient = welcome to 30.

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Dental Tip #3: your saliva does NOT become toxic the moment you step into the dental office. Please swallow your own spit.

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I get so excited every time I hear @benrector on the radio, I yell at everyone to stop cleaning teeth and listen. #proudTulsan #WPS

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SPOTTED: Chad Johnson at the Tulsa Airport #bachelorette #makethebachelorettegreatagain #thechadelor

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4 honks, a holler, and a car full of friends at a stoplight later, my workout is complete. #stillgotit

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just do it -----> https://t.co/vdQkv8MZdX via @theSkimm

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Starting my day with green tea and theSkimm -- addictions! https://t.co/vdQkv8MZdX via @theSkimm

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All up in that #SkimmLife https://t.co/JbAKbJBNbm via @theSkimm