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Can’t be Bisexual without being depressed right?// UBbio ‘23

[moll @MollyMoore11_]

Just stepped on some crunchy leaves. Depression = cured

[Cxspxxr✘🧸 @_6signxxx]

keeping a baby when you’re not financially stable and letting them go through traumatizing experiences from being poor is unfair

[Ola Ojewumi @Olas_Truth]

Historically, that’s precisely why members of the KKK wore white hoods.

[moll @MollyMoore11_]

For years, my sister would tell me stories about working in healthcare. It always fascinated me and sparked my love for it. Now I can share my own stories and we can bond over medical stuff which I just think is pretty neat.

[NO CONTEXT HUMANS @HumansNoContext]

the accuracy is insane

[Kevin McHale @druidDUDE]

Listen, idk how many times I gotta say it but: I was raised by straight people, taught by straight people, almost entirely surrounded by straight people when I was a kid and despite all of that I turned out to be a big ole f*ggot, so good luck to you and yours!

[Machine Pun Kelly 🇺🇦 @KellyScaletta]

Imagine you're dating Donald Trump, and you want to bring him to meet your parents.

Mom: Isn't he the one who was found guilty of rape?

You: He wasn't guilty of rape; he was just found liable for sexually assaulting a woman.

Mom: What's the difference?

You: Well, the woman said she couldn't tell if it was his penis or a finger that he jammed inside of her without asking.

*Awkward silence*

Mom: Well, what about these classified documents he stole?

You: Oh, he says that's OK because he declassified them with his mind. And the Presidential Records Act says he can take whatever he wants.

Mom: That doesn't sound right.

*Awkward silence*

Mom: What about that whole coup thing?

You: The media is being totally unfair. He even tweeted once asking them to treat the police nicely!!!

Mom: But...

You: Look, if Mike Pence had done what he was supposed to do, everything would have been fine!

*Awkward silence*

Mom: And the Georgia trial...

You: Fani Willis was sleeping with Nathan Wade!!!

Mom: So that means he didn't conspire to change the election?

You: MOM!!!! You just hate everyone I bring home!

Mom: But the porn star thing...

You: I just KNEW you were going to bring THAT up!!!

*Very long, and very awkward silence*

Mom: So does he have any food allergies I should know about?

If you can't bring him home for dinner, you shouldn't make him President.

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

Ryan Fournier, students for Trump co-founder, was arrested and charged for pistol whipping his girlfriend, but this is unacceptable for him.

[jay @kendallhosseini]

the casting director had cocaine and a dream and somehow everyone picked up the phone

[hails @thehaileemurphy]

not surprised men think 54 seconds is a long time

[moll @MollyMoore11_]

My patient just asked what I was doing in the office and not the WNBA…

[noelle🫧 @calumsvalntine]

you got a fast car
i got a plan to get us out of here

[moll @MollyMoore11_]

The next old man that says I could be a model is going to get a model of my foot up their ass

[Taylor Swift @taylorswift13]

All’s fair in love and poetry... New album THE TORTURED POETS DEPARTMENT. Out April 19 🤍

https://t.co/WdrCmvLHyA

📷: Beth Garrabrant

[The Swift Society @TheSwiftSociety]

🎥| @TaylorSwift13 announcing her 11th album "The Tortured Poet’s Department" at the #GRAMMYs

[internet hall of fame @InternetH0F]

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