All that excitement yesterday just for Molly and Callum to reassure their partners that the heart rate challenge meant nothing and they feel nothing for each other #loveisland
I still can’t get over Georgia telling Toby “we’ve been through it” and “known each other for years” with “deep history” when she literally said nice to meet you to him on Love Island Games five months ago 😭 #LoveIsland
Callum: “you look different from the last episode..you’ve blossomed” is that what we’re calling cosmetic surgery now? We love a polite king 😂 #loveisland
btw if there was a photo of me out there that looked like this you’d never be able to tell me shit again. my head would be so big I wouldn’t fit thru the door
Me: "what's the green stuff for?"
DCC worker: "it's so if any scumbags start trouble tonight it'll mark their shoes and give gardai a trail to follow"
Me (sleep deprived and gullible): "amazing"
DCC workers: chorus of laughter
Dublin, never change.
(It's to mop up oil)
This is probably
A dad
A son
A brother
A husband
A colleague
A public servant defending this city against lawless feral thugs and who care nothing for this city
The bravest among the #ThinBlueLine
There were people yelling “go back to where you came from” tonight but as I walked down Fleet Street there was also an Irish man ushering a woman with a headscarf along saying “I don’t want you to walk alone, I don’t want to you to be a target.” He had just met her.
I dunno about you but if I was concerned about women and children’s safety I’d put a balaclava on and start smashing the city I live in up and setting shit on fire while women and children try to make their way home in the evening.