Molly Priebe

[Molly Priebe @MollyPriebe]

#QuitYourJobIn5Words I spat in Veronica's coffee

[jbolina jolie @pastapilled]

huge day

[ttyd @atousl]

There’s always a white guy at the bonfire who really fucks with keeping the fire going and I respect that

[☔ @Whotfismick]

me choking on my own salvia for no reason in my room:

[T-Pain @TPAIN]

Baby girl, what’s your name?

[Dimes Square Degenerate @EBITDAddyLBO]

Phew, thought it was the 14 dirty martinis

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

Stevie Wonder trying to give Mariah Carey the mic and she just leaves him hanging

[Molly Priebe @MollyPriebe]

I notified her anyways

[Dan White @atdanwhite]

Doesn’t feel like Christmas unless the Nutcracker eats pussy

[please, mr. post man @AuntColony]

Possibly the best bit in any TV show ever was making "teen Dexter" just 40yo Michael C. Hall in the cheapest wig ever made

[Molly Priebe @MollyPriebe]

@TransLink two 28’s to Joyce Station haven’t showed up to Phibbs.

[Cathedral @church_on_here]

they call me communion cuz im that cracker with the juice

[chris person @Papapishu]

Asian soup spoons are so much better for the task of soup it's nuts. Western soup spoons are awful. The west is clearly unserious about the way it consumes soup.

[Mike Beauvais @MikeBeauvais]

When I call back Domino’s a second time to let them know it’s been over an hour and my pizza still hasn’t been delivered.

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

the duck was worried for a second

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

The artist formerly known as Prince.

[Ben Rosen @ben_rosen]

VITAMIN WATER: we’re like water, but with vitamins

ME: which ones

VITAMIN WATER: well sugar is a vitamin

ME: no it’s not

VITAMIN WATER: what about blue