Molly Delander

[Stephen Strom @SStrom_]

Xavier Rhodes when he sees his name on the Pro Bowl roster after his ridiculously bad season.

[Kyle Rudolph @KyleRudolph]

🚨🚨 Who wants 2 tickets to see us take on the Packers Monday night!? RT for a chance to win!! 🚨🚨

#WPMOYChallenge Rudolph

Winner will be selected by noon Thursday!! #Skol #MNF

[Brenna Gutkowski @bgutkowski_]

Me booking a flight to Jupiter, Florida for Tyler C. using Delta to have Peter pilot the plane #TheBachelorette

[Stin @stinvo14]

*Gets in Uber*

My brain-

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Me - “so how long have you been Ubering for?”

[CJ. @williscj_]

after eatin a Nature Valley granola bar https://t.co/H6enLMU4Nv

[deni⁷ @kissyhobi]

“how’s life going?”

me:
https://t.co/4vUshg7u5B

[Sean Lowe @SeanLowe09]

Missed Bachelor? Here’s a recap of every episode ever:

Her: I have a hard time opening up.

Him: I’m different.

Her: Okay, I’ll open up.

Harrison: Take a moment, say your goodbyes.

Her(crying in limo): I’ll die alone.

Him (toasting other women): We’re going to Jamaica!

[Minnesota Vikings @Vikings]

The #MinneapolisMiracle was incredible.

Your reactions? Priceless.

#BringItHome https://t.co/sydPiQUdLY

[Lesley Goynes @lesleygoynes]

So this girl I volunteer with showed me this video last week of her leg giving out during a HS dive competition and I now watch regularly when i need a laugh

[Rippy McGoo @RippyMcGoo]

I’m not worried about making friends in college cause I’ll always have a friend in the diamond business open weekdays till 8 Saturday and Sundays till 5 and online at Shane Co dot com

[relatable @byreIatable]

"You had all of thanksgiving to do your homework..."

[Molly Delander @MollyRD3]

Pink can sing live while floating on the side of a building while everyone else is struggling just to lip sync on stage