Molly Riseman

Boston, MA

[Molly Riseman @MollyRiseman]

Both of my dogs have the hiccups rn and it’s so cute but I’m so confused as to why they get them so much

[Molly Riseman @MollyRiseman]

@beth_a98 This is hilarious because I know exactly who you’re talking about

[Molly Riseman @MollyRiseman]

Beth just told me that if I peed on her she’d still be my friend, she would be “pretty pissed” off but still be my friend

[ヒヤシンス @fleurhyacinth_]

FLIP YOUR PHONE

˙ʍou sʇɹɐʇs ʞǝǝʍ ʇsɹoʍ ɹnoʎ 'sıɥʇ ʇǝǝʍʇǝɹ ʇ,uop noʎ ɟI ˙ʇɥɓıuoʇ sʍǝu pooɓ ploʇ ǝq llıʍ noʎ 'sıɥʇ pɐǝɹ ǝʌɐɥ noʎ ǝɔuıS

[Molly Riseman @MollyRiseman]

@Ricky_V_8 My humps

[Pecina🖤 @apecina_21]

New Years is coming up so here’s a friendly reminder

•DO NOT DRINK AND DRIVE

•DO NOT LET YOUR FRIENDS DRINK AND DRIVE

Don’t be the reason that people have to get the phone call saying you or someone else didn’t make it

ONE MOMENT CAN CHANGE EVERYTHING

[mr. born to lose @mrborn2loseher]

have y’all ever seen a full rainbow before ???

retweet for good luck

[Molly Riseman @MollyRiseman]

My roommate just asked me to adopt him and idk how to feel

[Molly Riseman @MollyRiseman]

#NewProfilePic

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The only radio stations that aren’t staticky are the Christmas ones, and I feel like this was done on purpose, and suddenly I feel played

[Molly Riseman @MollyRiseman]

I tell myself this everyday while I cry doing calculus

[alex meyer @alexmeyerrr]

I was never meant to go further than elementary level math

[Ric @PrettyRicc]

"Swearing is unattractive" listen here I'm unattractive anyway so I'll swear when I fucking want to

[Molly Riseman @MollyRiseman]

@beth_a98 I SAID STOP WITH THIS SHIT

[Arley 🔱💕 @arleyy808]

Let’s see. 👏🏼

[Ryan Cappello @ryan_cappello]

It takes two seconds to retweet. Please get this out

[Yabba Dabba Doo @CuriosityyKill]

Retweet for GOOD LUCK.

[KaylaH @kayyllahhh]

Rt for some good luck this week

[Women's Humor @womenshumor]

Shhhhh.

[Molly Riseman @MollyRiseman]

@beth_a98 Gold

[Anthony Trucco @anthonytrucco]

Somebody please tell me why this works so well