Allison Moloney

[Allison Moloney @MoloneyAl]

If you still update your age in your Instagram/Twitter profile.. what are we doing? On some real shit

[Allison Moloney @MoloneyAl]

I know everybody just saw that fly on Pence’s head

[Mike Reese @SheriffReese]

In tonight’s presidential debate the President said the “Portland Sheriff” supports him. As the Multnomah County Sheriff I have never supported Donald Trump and will never support him.

[Allison Moloney @MoloneyAl]

You literally have about 54 different times about prob 10 different people

[Allison Moloney @MoloneyAl]

Just ordered a bottle of hot sauce for 17 dollars, that’s where my life’s at

[xena. @Groovychickenn]

The elite getting tested without any symptoms and commoners with all the symptoms are denied tests.

[Kyle 🌱 @KylePlantEmoji]

Moment of silence for the people who agreed to live with shitty roommates because they "wouldn't be spending much time at home anyway"

[Allison Moloney @MoloneyAl]

I love walking around Queens trying to get stuff to prepare for my next 3 12 hour shifts this week and watching old men actively hocking giant loogies on the sidewalk.. I’ll literally be safer in the hospital and that’s facts

[WheelERdoc @realEDdoc]

Why are people having to get flu swabs then a respiratory panel then a CXR and urine antigen for Legionella before they can even be CONSIDERED for a COVID-19 test?

They’ve had drive-thru testing in South Korea for WEEKS!!

This is going to be so very very bad...

[rat king 🐀 @MikeIsaac]

this guy rules

[Darb @darbayit]

Some great beers:

The airport beer
The kitchen beer while she’s getting ready
The hotel balcony 7pm beer
The straight to the pub from work beer
The Sunday afternoon beer garden beer
The Friday before Christmas beer(s)

[🐝 Bee 🐝 @SavinTheBees]

Kanye: Follow Jesus

Person: Yo didn’t you say you’re a sick fuck who likes a quick fuck

Kanye: https://t.co/oCh9uruhh8

[S @Sayduhhh]

Queens be like haha bitch u thought i was a parking spot im the fourth firehighdrant on the block

[Jesse McLaren @McJesse]

MEN TALKING TO FEMALE COWORKER BEFORE METOO:
"You look so pretty."

MEN TALKING TO FEMALE COWORKER AFTER METOO:
"You look so pretty... bUt i GueSs i'M nOt aLLoWeD tO sAy tHaT anYmOrE hAha!"

[Allison Moloney @MoloneyAl]

@gallyooo Ever