Raisingtwins

Documenting the funny shit that happens with new born twins

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Angelo peed on mark twice while changing his diaper.
“I will now place a fresh diaper on. You must not pee on me any more. Dad will need to take a shower. Do you accept these terms son?”

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Update again: guess who got her 3rd drink back

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Yes these are all for me.

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Update: went to the car to pump. Left a strawberry lemonade for mark but then got this notification on IG

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Me: do you wanna half this Costco muffin with me
Mark: ok

45 seconds later…
Mark: I thought we were sharing…

#breastfeeding

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Ari sneezed, farted and sharted. I think that’s called a SNART

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Another day another golden shower.

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Mark talking to Gelo: Come on dude. You haven’t even burped yet. You burped out of your ass!

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@nikestore I saw that you were doing care packages for new families. My twins just turned 1 month old. A bday care package would be amazing! #twins #nike #justdoit #ootd #twinning #happybirthday #babies

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4am. Mark: ari always poops when I hold her. Do I look like a toilet seat to you? I’m not a toilet seat!

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Mark changing Angelo’s diaper: whoa boy. Don’t point that lethal weapon at me!