Confessions of a mom

Mom of two boys with a third on the way. #HouseWife #HouseMom #HappilyMarried
I tend to Tweet what I am really thinking along with randomness in between.

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Malaki Emmanuel, Ezekiel David, and Soon to arrive Jedadiah Asher.
These three are our little monkeys!

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#EveryNewParents Thought:

I wish we even had a clue as to what we are doing.

#CouldntAgreeMore

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Children when they clean their room:
1% cleaning
30% Complaining
69% playing with stuff they just found.

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JOIN ME IN: Sisterhood of the Traveling Onsie!!
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Looking for help to run the group!!

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Would love if the repair man would hurry up and fix my shower drain and kitchen light.. urg.

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Don't forget this weeks #thursdaysthoughts #linkup, open 6am GMT

RT @and1moremakes3_ https://t.co/MqvFWzEgO7

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'I just called to see if your Facebook post was about me?'
Happy #friendsday

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OMG! YES!

RT @hurrahforgin https://t.co/MWSApT7IP5

[Katie Kirby @hurrahforgin]

New Post - So f*cking what if I dress like a mum? https://t.co/nDJuhSbD1Q

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#Mumchat TONIGHT!

-- RT@Mumblogchat https://t.co/0yyMK0RvKF

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It’s nearly time for #mumchat! Tonight’s topic: beauty and a baby!

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I am at my most hostage negotiator when i see my 2 year old holding a permanent marker without a lid. #RealTalk

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'I'm taking a shower. Don't do anything stupid or dangerous.'
-My Version of a motivational speech for my kids today.

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Toilet paper is such a waste of money when you have perfectly good underwear.
-Kids

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[Maria | Suburban Mum @suburb4nmum]

"Mummy did you just wish for a baby and it went into your tummy?"
Errrr surely 6 is too young to have a convo about the birds and the bees?!

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Win A @TheGroCompany Gro-clock over on @EmmaKershaw107 blog #competition #giveaway #win

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@mummyitsok Glad you are feeling better!!

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[Hannah 💛 @hibabyblog]

Anyone got any #babysensory ideas I can do at home for an 8/9month old? Lots of great messy play ideas on pinterest but she will eat them!

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82% of parenting is franticing reaching for cups befpre they get knocked over.

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Sorry i was late. I had to find all the things in plain sight for my husband.

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@onemessymama4 Thanks for the follow!! looking forward to reading your blog!