Rocker Mom

I'm a mom. In a rock band. A heavy rock band, which throws people. Because I'm a stay-at-home mom.

[Kevin @kevinwxgg]

#IfYourMomWroteYourTwitterBio -- Kevin has a lot of potential, which he has completely wasted. It's sad. I suppose he blames me.

[Los Angeles Times @latimes]

Steven Spielberg on Carrie Fisher: 'She didn't need The Force. She was a force...' https://t.co/g9Ca7P9Z8y

[Warwick Davis @WarwickADavis]

Princess Leia, @carrieffisher now one with the Force. Your kindness & sharp wit will be missed. #RIP PS: Thanks for the milk & cookies. xx

[Kevin @AllNightShow]

I am sure Carrie is in Heaven now. https://t.co/rZ2hRbDHls

[Kat Klingensmith @KattFunny]

#IThinkIHaveHadEnough of tweets that aren't related to the tag but just want to complain about politics.

[Brandon Cloud @theclobra]

Instead of dwelling in the past and the mistakes I've made, #ICanLookForwardTo the mistakes I'll make in the future.

[Rocker Mom @MomInARockBand]

I'm buying a car. Which means I've been sitting in a chair for 3 hours. Shoot me now.

[Kenneth Reading @KennethReading]

#IHateToWhineBut why do you have 24 checkouts but only 5 cashiers?

[Kevin @kevinwxgg]

#MyHighlightOf2016 -- I found a $20 bill on the sidewalk. So, I doubled my personal fortune in one afternoon.

[Nadine S @nadine_stoner67]

Pizza is just not good enough #ReplaceSorryWithPizza

[Osc @oscmolo]

"Then you'll be pizza! You'll all be pizza!" #ReplaceSorryWithPizza

[Maiah Ocando @MaiahOcando]

Is it too late now to say pizza? #ReplaceSorryWithPizza

[baked.in.ny @propapergirl]

Don't say pizza unless you really mean it.
#ReplaceSorryWithPizza

[Rocker Mom @MomInARockBand]

Took shower before noon. #4WordVictory

[Gail @agail99a]

#4WordVictory My Son Loves Me

[Sarah Heath @Slheath320Sarah]

#4WordVictory Boop. Got your nose.