Anon Mother-in-law

[Anon Mother-in-law @MomInLawSays]

He was happy while he was here, I think his wife must have given him a lot of bananas.

[Anon Mother-in-law @MomInLawSays]

Alright kids. We’re gonna head!

[Anon Mother-in-law @MomInLawSays]

I bet yours isn’t this big! #twss

[Anon Mother-in-law @MomInLawSays]

When you’re pretty you can go both ways.

[Anon Mother-in-law @MomInLawSays]

Son:”oh come on!”
Me:”Oh don’t you come on me!”

[Anon Mother-in-law @MomInLawSays]

have you ever pounded one out?
(Chicken)

[Anon Mother-in-law @MomInLawSays]

To M & T : "hey would you guys like a Magnum"

[Anon Mother-in-law @MomInLawSays]

I like anything that fits in my mouth

[Anon Mother-in-law @MomInLawSays]

I like it on my face

[Anon Mother-in-law @MomInLawSays]

I just whack it

[Anon Mother-in-law @MomInLawSays]

I went to the beavers, I love the beavers!

[Anon Mother-in-law @MomInLawSays]

Put the pink one in the pink hole.

[Anon Mother-in-law @MomInLawSays]

"We need you to join in so it gets hard" #TWSS

[Anon Mother-in-law @MomInLawSays]

You should get your throat stretched.

[Anon Mother-in-law @MomInLawSays]

Can you pass the monkee?

[Anon Mother-in-law @MomInLawSays]

You have the bust I have the must

[Anon Mother-in-law @MomInLawSays]

I don't want anyone's balls in my drink!

[Anon Mother-in-law @MomInLawSays]

We need to get him a wrap around

[Anon Mother-in-law @MomInLawSays]

It WAS in there for 2 minutes!

[Anon Mother-in-law @MomInLawSays]

You can hold it and squeeze it but you don't have to blow it. #twss