wizard of aus

social media isn’t real life

[Tyler Hill @TylerhillCo]

Grown ass men watching love island, go change some brakes fuck nigga

[Mj @ThisGrayArea]

And when it comes to Vhagar I think Sheepstealer would put belt to ass

[Ayômîde 🧢 @Haryormdey4u]

If I send you this, just know I took matters into my own hands and made things so much worse

[ratte @rattecs]

Caffeine? Fuck yes

Nicotine? Sure

Alcohol? Yes

Gambling? Yes

Full sugar soda? Never.

[wizard of aus @MomItsAustin]

@AmyGDal08328672 @CleGuardians You’re a retard

[Chris Johnston @reporterchris]

The Montreal Canadiens are the youngest NHL team to advance to the conference final since the 1993 #habs, per @NHLPR.

Both teams with an average age of 25.8.

[the lesser known fourth head of Cerberus @ethanrants_]

this genuinely being how I describe Dune to the uninitiated

[JT @jiratickets]

how it feels to drop a perfect arigato gozaimasu for the cute waitress at the hot pot restaurant (she’s latina and the place is korean)

[Joe Kinsey @JoeKinseyexp]

Happy 20th anniversary to the greatest St. Patrick’s Day video on the Internet.

[KHL @khl_eng]

🤯 OH NO HE DIDN'T 🤯

[NBC Olympics & Paralympics @NBCOlympics]

JACK HUGHES DELIVERS AMERICA'S GOLDEN MOMENT IN OVERTIME.

[wizard of aus @MomItsAustin]

This is disgusting

[Matty Jack @Matty__jack]

I’ve seen enough. The trade is JT miller for Megan Keller 1:1

[The Garden Faithful @GardenFaithful]

I would do anything to have Laf never play for the Rangers again. Within reason. No crimes. But I need him off this team. It’s enough. For him. For us. For everyone.

[pseudo wook @souporsonic_]

is 27 a good age to leave everything you know and love and start over

[debo @killmefam]

Wear a bicycle helmet to your hinge date

[Pastor Kyle. @itsqail]

Ngl going that little 5 - 10 over the speed limit in the left lane isn’t enough bro u need to want to be here

[ѕєиɪ @zalatwicc]

what's a beginner hobby for someone just getting into being happy

[Underdog Golf @UnderdogGolf]

189 yards
Blind shot
Eagle
Decent start

[Spencer Holbrook @SpencerHolbrook]

Former Ohio State star Maxwell Moldovan will play in his fourth straight US Open this week.

"I feel like this is the best that my game's felt walking into a US Open the last few years. So I’m excited to see what that’s going to look like."

READ: https://t.co/vGySRZwmEd