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a mixture of raw fish and watermelon

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Pro: didn't knock over my beer just now
Con: there was no beer to knock over

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I've straight up never felt more adult than bringing lunch from home 4 days in a row now

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Like if it isn't sounding like a harpooned rhino or having a mini hissy fit that there are other people in there it's something else

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I prefer single occupancy restrooms because I legit can't deal with how dramatic other men get in the restroom

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Sound of people changing wangs to wing

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hazmatz95's photo https://t.co/vced6WnjdU

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Investigative Burnalism

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Pull apart bread

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lol way to hide that snort when you read where I went to college on my resume.

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Do you ever feel like hanging out with someone is the friend version of a lame orgasm? Like yay but I rolled over at 4am for this?

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Ocular patdown

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In the month I've lived here I've been to the mall here way more than olympias in the 3 years I lived there

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#tbt to priss hating her doughnut

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Long overdue facial overhaul

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Patio party

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Shop till ya flop

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Tearing up literally every day I have this job

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Growth is good

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Bathroom pep talks at 8am because I've been up since 3 and I need one HALFWAY THROUGH MY WORK DAY

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"Men and their cocks never cease to amaze me"-Mom on Peaky Blinders giving some real commentary