WishfulWeirdo

A lil bit hippie. A lil bit witchy. A whole lotta weird.

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Dee Snider was seriously wrong about this shit, we really are just gonna take it…

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@ClownWorld Theyre one bad harvest away from a huge wicker man

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I dont always get cash back at the register but when I do I forget I did and start to walk away without it.

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Corporate held a recent teambuilding event for us. They said “execution is everything!”
But they never said what to do with that one coworker after you execute them.

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@tommyrazorcuts 🤣 yeah okay

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The algorithm for social media is absolute bullshit

You’ll accidentally pause on a post about garlic bread and all of a sudden AI thinks you love garlic bread and only wanna see post about it

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@Sadie_NC

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@Geniustechw Either a circus or everyday life in a world where entitlement had zero consequences

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@Yoda4ever Apparently built Incorrectly 🤣

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@TansuYegen We have similar robotic forklifts in my Amazon warehouse. They’re actually really interesting. They are one of the few robots in the warehouse that are self-aware.

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@gotrice2024 Yes he’s absolutely shady. There is absolutely cameras somewhere. You are absolutely in danger. His body language says it all hes red faced and rushing around classic Sociopath

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I’m at the age where I’m not worried that if I fall in the shower, someone’s gonna find me naked I’m worried they’re gonna find my shower not clean.

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@trumplicans2024 Concentrated orange juice

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@mrmikeMTL No but he drives nascar

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@MbarkCherguia I actually have several and none of them are nice

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@gotrice2024 They’re old enough to wander around a theme park alone then they are old enough to be thrown out for breaking the rules they knew better

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@HarrisonFordLA Get in your car if it starts they’re definitely in there thats what i do 😂

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@ick_real Life changing yes, if used properly. Life altering no not at all.

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We live in an economy now where Dirty Deeds done dirt cheap is a viable career path.

I am at an age now where I am always home, but if you do pick up the phone, please send a text. I’m not gonna answer if you call.

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Glenn Frey was definitely talking about owning a Jeep when he said “Don’t let the sound of your own wheels drive you crazy.”

Don’t worry Glenn. I took your advice. I “dont even try to understand” when she makes noises now.