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Pulitzer really snubbed my favorite book of the year "50 Shades of Grey!" #50shadesofgreygotrobbed

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I can't believe Greece is still suffering after it was featured in my favorite Broadway musical! @MammaMiaMusical

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A lot of times it's best to leave something to the imagination, like the shark in Jaws or choosing a one-piece bathing suit. #momatthebeach

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Just because it's summer doesn't mean you have to put cucumbers in everything.

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I bleached the tub today and boy, did it need it!

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@blumietunes From the POV of a girl who is more at home w/guy friends than girls. She's totes feminine- but is awkward w/ girlfriends.

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I read the card you sent your Dad and it made me cry! You are so special to us! Why don't they have 'Kids Day?'

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I wanted to watch the Tony awards but your dad just had to see the game.

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When they say 'Dwyane Wade' I always think they're mispronouncing the drug store chain.

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I 'love' to watch that Federer. Get it? Love? (Like in Tennis how there's love.)

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I was right about cell phones causing cancer! My theory about magnets and high blood pressure will surely soon be proven as well.

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The Indianapolis 500 should have a speed limit! It's all fun and games until someone gets hurt! Hildebrand agrees with me!

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NOOOOPRAH!

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Teachable moment: Always practice safe sex, even if you think you're a Terminator. I guess he didn't terminate that.

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Kids, when you grow up, you can be anything you want. Except astronauts because we're not doing that anymore.

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Retraction: Never mind that Huckabee Huckleberry Tart idea. He's out.

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Party Menu Idea: serve Fig NEWTons at your election night cocktail party. Let's hope he's a frontrunner.

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You remember Molly, right? Mrs. Russell? The have the blue siding.

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Should U.S. cut aid to Pakistan? Like I told my friend Molly, whose 32-year-old son still lives in her basement, there comes a time.