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joke attempter. space elevator proponent.

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@ingelramdecoucy Help, I’ve been stabbed by some of my colleagues

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@CrankyFed Masterfully executed

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@Mike_Sharpe_ @elonmusk I read this as Mario

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@stats_feed I take 4 to 6 Benadryl every two hours

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@ribzoftiktok @IamBirdMomma This is how you make super toddlers

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@JMackeyPG We’re going to the World Series

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@ingelramdecoucy They should try non-fiction

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@JonnyMicro @TheMiddleborne @HistoryVareck I personally love Chinese mommies

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@ShamashAran Holy actual shit

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@ingelramdecoucy Please don’t leave me

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@jarvis_best This just happened to me

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@ingelramdecoucy I thought this was Ian Ziering

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@OVTweetmarck @NickAllmaier

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@UpdatingOnRome @90sPKMN You can smoke meth out of a gameboy?!

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@redsteeze I haven’t been called the robot in years

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@cobracommandr15 What’s the mood on BlueSky?

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What’s the mood on BlueSky?

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Rodger Goodell to Bad Bunny:

‘That… was MUY BUENO’

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@JonnyMicro A lot of people don’t even know who this is

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@ingelramdecoucy @TheAtlantic I wondered why the Atlantic was on my feed.

‘Surely there is a frog underneath of this’, I thought.

Sure enough. Here it is.