Virgin Mary

Mom to Jesus Christ

[Virgin Mary @MomToJesus]

@ECMcLaughlin BITCH HUNT!!

[Virgin Mary @MomToJesus]

@realDonaldTrump WE are - you're not...

[Virgin Mary @MomToJesus]

...as the coffeeboy in the Congress cafeteria...

[Investigate Russia @InvestigateRU]

Exclusive: George Papadopoulos reveals plan to run for Congress in first newspaper interview since prison release https://t.co/9j96fzBbh2 via @telegraphnews

[Virgin Mary @MomToJesus]

@JasonOverstreet @AlanDersh 🐓

[Virgin Mary @MomToJesus]

@JasonOverstreet @AlanDersh He is just trying to hide the "cock" in "cocktail party". He basically got a cock massage. There.

[Virgin Mary @MomToJesus]

@VaGyver Girls, masturbation is the doorbell to heaven. Each time you do it God will love you even more because in doing it you worship yourself as his creation.

[Virgin Mary @MomToJesus]

Girls, masturbation is the doorbell to heaven. Each time you do it God will love you even more because in doing it you worship yourself as his creation.

[Virgin Mary @MomToJesus]

@lezisded Ave.

[Virgin Mary @MomToJesus]

Liber scriptus proferetur,
In quo totum continetur,
Unde mundus iudicetur.
Iudex ergo, cum sedebit,
Quidquid latet, apparebit.
Nil inultum remanebit.
Quid sum miser tunc dicturus?
Quem patronum rogaturus,
Cum vix iustus sit securus?

Think about it, bitch.

[Tomi Lahren @TomiLahren]

Bum-rushing the border is a CHOICE and has consequences. Watching the USA FINALLY defend our borders was the HIGHLIGHT of my Thanksgiving weekend. 🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼

[Virgin Mary @MomToJesus]

@TomiLahren Liber scriptus proferetur,
In quo totum continetur,
Unde mundus iudicetur.
Iudex ergo, cum sedebit,
Quidquid latet, apparebit.
Nil inultum remanebit.
Quid sum miser tunc dicturus?
Quem patronum rogaturus,
Cum vix iustus sit securus?

Think about it, bitch.

[Virgin Mary @MomToJesus]

@GabbyGabriel20 @jmomahony Ok 😙

[Virgin Mary @MomToJesus]

@GabbyGabriel20 @jmomahony Yes?

[Virgin Mary @MomToJesus]

Damn it.

[God @GodOfHumankind]

Hello. You have reached God. I’m not taking any prayers, right now. So, please leave a tweet, at the sound of the beep.

{{beep}}

[Virgin Mary @MomToJesus]

Here is my latest video for you guys.

[Virgin Mary @MomToJesus]

Hell no!

[Leo the Great @LeotheGreat19]

@WafulaCharles @Pontifex The Catholic Church doesn't deify Mary.

[Virgin Mary @MomToJesus]

@CheeseForEvery1 I am so glad my son's birthday is finally celebrated on Thanksgiving.

[Virgin Mary @MomToJesus]

@USNavyMomPA I honestly cannot think of anyone else being the TIME person of the year but Me.

[Virgin Mary @MomToJesus]

@ForAmerica @nbc @Macys I don't get it, can someone explain to me? I am desperately trying to lose MY innocence watching this.

Thanks.

[Virgin Mary @MomToJesus]

@Catholic_Notes Ok

[Virgin Mary @MomToJesus]

@RhodesyLu @Micklanna You are pardonned.