Okay Mom

A working mom learning to be ok through chocolate, coffee and wine with a dose of humor tossed in.

[Okay Mom @MomWillBeOK]

Honestly this entire thread is the kind of content the world needs right now. Give me more!

[Okay Mom @MomWillBeOK]

Last night 2 demanded milk in a Kermit cup.
Hubs - we don't have one.
Me from living room - yes we do it is a @TervisTumbler
Him - we only have a Muppet show one.
No there is a Kermit. It is all green.
I just don't see an all green Kermit.
Had to go find it for them
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[Okay Mom @MomWillBeOK]

We are taking a 5 day 4 night "family experience" this week. I have to use this phrase to put myself in the right mind set. Family vacation is a misnomer

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The true way to judge how many kids someone has is by their response to suddenly hearing a kid yell from another room "Don't worry. I'm fine."

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I think I am next up for a collapse because god I just wanted her to get help and I have already gotten why are you even seeing anyone not living with you judgy judgement.

[Okay Mom @MomWillBeOK]

The past few days have been stressful and I need support of funny Twitter not the judgement of FB moms. Here is my story.

[Okay Mom @MomWillBeOK]

I can take her Wed for a test that should be as accurate as possible. We were directed to temp check 2c a day. All is normal and she feels fine. But FFS I am just trying to avoid hiding in my house and destroying their mental health. And this is what I get

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I told my kids I have a headache so naturally they turned on the karaoke machine, started the disco ball, and changed the mic setting to autotune all in the same room as me. They are jerks.

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@TiredMamaTalkin @Kohls Well let me highly recommend those Sketchers- they are amazing and I don't even care that my husband makes fun of me 🤣

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I bought myself mesh slip on Sketchers sneakers with memory foam insoles from @Kohls using Kohls Cash. On a scale of 1 to 10 how middle aged midwestern mom of 3 does that make me? #askingforafriend

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I understand I am lucky to still be working and that we are all healthy but dear god almighty if I am not allowed to bring my parents in to help soon we are not going to make it. One of us will just have to take a leave of absence/vacation

[Okay Mom @MomWillBeOK]

Allow me to bring you all some joy tonight and describe the chain of events that occurred today when I had a conference call - so in today's episode of #pandemicparenting

[Okay Mom @MomWillBeOK]

I put my call on speaker & texted the organizer to request she yell my name when she got to my part so I would know to tune back in. She very kindly helped me out..we got all pooping finished and all poop clean and then got 2 down for a nap. Then I wished I could have a drink