Mom X Millennial

A community for millennial moms, because you are not your mother's kind of mother. #MomLife #MillennialMom

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Easter Egg Hunts: Proof your Littles can actually find things if they really want to. #HappyEaster

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Xmas is so much worse as you get older. "What do u want this year?" IDK, financial security? a career? pay a bill? A nap would be nice!

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#NewOnTheBlog: Baby's First Christmas #MomXMillennialMonday https://t.co/YLzMktGYZu

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Friendly reminder 2 change batteries on smoke alarms bc only thing sucks more than #DayLightSavings is hearing godforsaken chirp at 3 am

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#LaundryDeJaVu when you wash the back up version of everything for the 4th time in a week #DidntIJustWashThis #Babys1stStomachFlu #MomLife

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Made it one whole year without having to wash the sofa...then Barftoberfest happened #Babys1stStomachFlu #MomXMillennial #MomLife #Facepalm

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#Babys1stStomachfFlu: when u run out of clothes bc baby has barfed on everything and ur kitchen counters r tiedyed from all the #pedialtye

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Hell hath no fury like a toddler who wanted the red cup instead of the blue cup #facepalm #toddlertantrum #parentingissomuchfun

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#ProudMom if my LO is cast as a tree in school play bc it means they have the valuable skill of standing still #Winning

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Breakfast from a Toddler POV: Ask for apple. Refuse apple. Ask why apple was taken away. Cry because you don't have your apple.

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The 5 Stages of a Little Waking Up: Denial, Anger, Bargaining, Depression, Acceptance.

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According to #Google and #WebMD my #toddler is actually a honey badger. His behavior makes so much more sense now. #MomXMillennial

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So if I put my Littles in #daycare and work, I'll bring home exactly $39 after paying for said daycare. Worth it!

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Hi, I'd like to speak to someone about not getting my lunch, sick pay, vacation days, and paid overtime. My position? I'm a stay at home mom

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After clipping Little's nails for 2+ years I'm confident that I could defuse a bomb on a roller coaster w/my eyes closed #Momskills #Winning

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Littles: because having money, sanity, sleep, and personal space is highly overrated. #MomXMillennial

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Mom Tip: "No." is a full sentence. #Yourewelcome #Mominainteasy #MomXMillennial

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Parent like no one is watching. Because they are not. They're all checking their phones. #Nopressure #Makeyourownrules #MomXMillennial

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If you wait long enough to make dinner everyone will just eat cereal. It's science and it's totally ok.

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Teething: This too shall pass. It might pass like a kidney stone, but it will pass. #WhyGodinventedwine