ISufferFromRestingBitchFace

I'm a mom, wife, and sprinkling of dental hygienist

[ISufferFromRestingBitchFace @MommaCahill]

“Be good to other people, use common sense and don’t be a douche bag.” -Tim McAfee

[Trixie @Trixie_keela]

Y’all we told my son to make sure he make eye contact with the crowd when reading his presentation 😂 and this how it went 😭 we got some practicing to do

[CBS News @CBSNews]

A grandmother bonobo showered her granddaughter with love while playing with her at the Cincinnati Zoo.

[Stormy Kittyhawk 💕 @StormyKittyhawk]

Baby are you okay? You've barely touched your Char-spookerie.

[Temiloluwa💛 @forvrtems]

Apple, even God rested

[Film The Police LA @FilmThePoliceLA]

Hollywood Blvd, Saturday, 11:22 AM:

ANTI-VAXX PROTESTER: Do you see all of these homeless people around. Are they dead in the street with COVID? Hell no. Why?

HOMELESS PERSON (walking by): Because I’m vaccinated you dumb fuck.

[Netflix @netflix]

Morgan Freeman wants to talk to you about Dave Chappelle.

The Closer premieres at midnight.

[GoodNewsCorrespondent @GoodNewsCorres1]

3 yrs ago, best friends Stevie & Owen where separated when Owen moved to Missouri

Recently, Stevie had a bad day at school & asked to be picked up early. He had no idea Owen had traveled to Chicago & was waiting in the car to surprise him.🎥:Dianemstroud

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Maggie. Playing in the snow was her favorite thing in the world, and she got to do it one final time thanks to @SLCOParksandRec. Their staff shaved extra ice, loaded it into bins, and gave it to her family, making Maggie’s last day very very special. 14/10 for all ❤️

[Evan Siegfried @evansiegfried]

Proposing the 28th Amendment: When a dog stretches, every person nearby is required to cease what they’re doing and say, “Big stretch!”

[CNN @CNN]

Ryan Reynolds harmonized with Will Ferrell as the two attempted the "Grace Kelly challenge" on TikTok https://t.co/6PbQ8FFNIy

[Minor League Baseball @MiLB]

.@BatdogRookie got a little excited during his Sahlen Field debut with the @BuffaloBisons 🤣

We still love him @TrentonThunder.

[ISufferFromRestingBitchFace @MommaCahill]

@mac_whatmc @CahillCaroline Where can I get my hands on some vaccine, take a hot one to the face and get a day off?? 🤣🤣

[ISufferFromRestingBitchFace @MommaCahill]

Let’s enjoy 10 years of work, shall we…

[ž @liljellyasshole]

scammer just tried to buy an apple watch with my credit card LMAO i talked to him tho he was helpful 👍

[Rob @thegallowboob]

“the ol’ razzle dazzle” is all the scientific proof i need

[MATTHEW @imparrain]

Why tf did Iman Shumpert just eat like this on dancing with the stars 😂👏🏾

[Jay 🕋☪️✈️ @jay_kobbe]

Bigger balls