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birds aren’t real

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#NewProfilePic

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The answer is not 29

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When do people start actually being able to fall asleep by 9 at night? Asking for a friend.

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Life would be easier if I was a grilled cheese

[Mik’d Up @Mikdup_8]

This is the definition of targeting, but apparently not in Tuscaloosa.

[Ja’MarrChase @Real10jayy__]

3 3rd and 9 ?

[Nick Olson @NickOlsonNFL]

The fact that this was Justin Jefferson's first career touchdown is just so perfect:

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Some man in California just asked me if the difference between Gumbo and Jambalaya is that one has tomatoes and one does not… BOY NEITHER OF THEM HAVE TOMATOES. WHAT IS YOU DOIN’?

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It’s hotter than Satan’s asshole in Louisiana.

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Life isn’t real, none of you exist.

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Being a bartender in a marine town is weird. These dudes walk in ready to party then fast forward 3 hours and everyone is crying. I’m here for it though

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Life would be easier if I was a grilled cheese

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Same Myrna, same

[Myrna Tellingheusen @PearlsFromMyrna]

Public transportation in Southern California is my car, apparently.

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@thetannerconley And you look like a busted ass turkey

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The answer is not 27 years old

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When do people start actually being able to fall asleep by 9 at night? Asking for a friend.

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BRB on my way to burn down Cleveland.

[LSU Football @LSUfootball]

Leave It All Out There

[BigJake @ColeJacob_19]

God: “LSU football will have the greatest season ever completed in 2019, but your team, and the world, will suffer for AT LEAST 2 years for it.”

LSU fans:

[Bradford @LSUbradford]

My new favorite thing:

@DrewBrees bringing his kid on TV in an @LSUfootball hat to troll @EliManning, while making fun of Eli and Ole Miss for the Manning endzones.

[LSU Football @LSUfootball]

🗣 Rookie Of The Year

📺: CBS

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Well fuck

[LSU Football @LSUfootball]

Coach O announced today that Kayshon Boutte is out for the season with an injury 🙏🙏