Gwyneth Paltrow

Momma G, but you can call me Gwyn. It's been a long year, and things are now in perspective. Apple and Moses, I love you both dearly.

[Gwyneth Paltrow @MommaG_]

@jaymamays__ indeed you will. *grabs pasta pot as it boils over* that was close! *giggles*

[Gwyneth Paltrow @MommaG_]

@jaymamays__ it does indeed! *winks playfully*

[Gwyneth Paltrow @MommaG_]

@jaymamays__ *kisses you back gently* I do love you, miss soon to be Paltrow-Mays.

[Gwyneth Paltrow @MommaG_]

@jaymamays__ thanks!! :)

[Gwyneth Paltrow @MommaG_]

@jaymamays__ oh darling, you're adorable. *smiles sweetly, leaning over to kiss you*

[Gwyneth Paltrow @MommaG_]

@jaymamays__ I fixed it! I'm back on mobile!!!

[Gwyneth Paltrow @MommaG_]

@jaymamays__ aw nice! Sorry I've not been here! My phone has been cut off and I've had no wifi. It's being sorted tomorrow!

[Gwyneth Paltrow @MommaG_]

@jaymamays__ *watches her face change* sweetie, what's wrong? Can't you wait until after dinner? *winks*

[Gwyneth Paltrow @MommaG_]

@jaymamays__ ah, what are they of? I've got 4 myself too!

[Gwyneth Paltrow @MommaG_]

@jaymamays__ ah, my love. You'll see after dinner. *winks and glances at the pasta almost over boiling*

[Gwyneth Paltrow @MommaG_]

@jaymamays__ it's beautiful! Is it your only one?

[Gwyneth Paltrow @MommaG_]

@jaymamays__ oh yes my love, we don't want cramps now do we. *winks* I bought something a little sexy last week too.

[Gwyneth Paltrow @MommaG_]

@jaymamays__ I meant ooh! Not pooh haha!

[Gwyneth Paltrow @MommaG_]

@jaymamays__ pooh! What did you get? I love tattoos!

[Gwyneth Paltrow @MommaG_]

@jaymamays__ Yus. It's going to be a long night. -.-

[Gwyneth Paltrow @MommaG_]

@jaymamays__ good baby, I look forward to it. *kisses her quickly, winking seductively*

[Gwyneth Paltrow @MommaG_]

@jaymamays__ I'm sooooooo sleeeeeepy. I think I just nodded off during an act.

[Gwyneth Paltrow @MommaG_]

@jaymamays__ oh sh you. *kisses her playfully* mm. I may need to take out some sexual frustration on you later. *winks*

[Gwyneth Paltrow @MommaG_]

@jaymamays__ I probably will haha. That's great judging right there!

[Gwyneth Paltrow @MommaG_]

@jaymamays__ yes haha. I've got to do all of that then get to the comedy club as I'm judging the stand up! Long evening for me!