MommaKristine 👩‍👧

Just a mom with a little vlog, trying to be a little mom with a vlog.

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My daughter, spoiled with piles of merch. Merchy Christmas to all and to all a goodnight.

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@NBCNews Well, that’s not very helpful. #asl

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@patsajak Does this make it better?

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Picking up Granny at the Airport. https://t.co/kCZGahTRUP

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So... I made a thing. https://t.co/UmzWrA4DX0

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@Courtneyscoffs Not just unsmiling, but having no expectation of ever seeing a smile in future ads. Maybe an ex-meth user without teeth? Or someone elderly?

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@Courtneyscoffs Yes, exactly. We could change the Oregon border from east/west to north/south and not even add a star to the flag.

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@Courtneyscoffs Yes, do it! Maybe then I'd get to visit my relatives without leaving all forms of personal protection in my home state. Probably still hate the traffic, but can't win 'em all.

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Want to know how to turn a drive to the airport into a "free" road trip? Check out this week's Vlog. https://t.co/V6RL19vcex

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Is it really #TheXFiles if Mulder's Ford isn't a Taurus?

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@OwenBenjamin Fake news! It's clearly an alien from the claw machine in Toy Story. Pokemon? Weak, bro.

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@NotGayJared Mine was Reverend Horton Heat's album We Three Kings.

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@nataliegarcia00 @jakepaul @LoganPaul @FanjoyCo @ShopLoganPaul She wanted @LoganPaul merch, but they sold out of the pink hoodie before we could order them. Waiting on that notification email... https://t.co/ksgeCYzhSb

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@truthfulmendes @ImNotScottySire @BrennenTaylor @HeathHussar @zane @AlexErnst @KristenMcAtee @EltonCastee @DavidDobrik @jasonnash @BigNik She loves it. https://t.co/8fRE7xLTFk

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@lokifoling4eu @ImNotScottySire @BrennenTaylor @HeathHussar @zane @AlexErnst @KristenMcAtee @EltonCastee @DavidDobrik @jasonnash @BigNik Came out after she already made her list...And she's the only extrovert in the house (if you couldn't tell), so the earliest items didn't really fit her personality.

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@dinekesloot @ImNotScottySire @BrennenTaylor @HeathHussar @zane @AlexErnst @KristenMcAtee @EltonCastee @DavidDobrik @jasonnash @BigNik She loves it a lot. Big, soft, and warm. It's from @zane on https://t.co/tDPGIyJVxX

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@mmieczyslaww @ImNotScottySire @BrennenTaylor @HeathHussar @zane @AlexErnst @KristenMcAtee @EltonCastee @DavidDobrik @jasonnash @BigNik Only child syndrome... she'd never share her merch, much less her mom.

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@kelseaa_joo @ImNotScottySire @BrennenTaylor @HeathHussar @zane @AlexErnst @KristenMcAtee @EltonCastee @DavidDobrik @jasonnash @BigNik Maybe you need your mom to start watching the vlogs with you. Worked for my kid.

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@drunktanpink @ImNotScottySire @BrennenTaylor @HeathHussar @zane @AlexErnst @KristenMcAtee @EltonCastee @DavidDobrik @jasonnash @BigNik Sorry, she likes being an only child. 😂

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@hannah_kay1218 @ImNotScottySire @BrennenTaylor @HeathHussar @zane @AlexErnst @KristenMcAtee @EltonCastee @DavidDobrik @jasonnash @BigNik It's on fanjoy, @zane merch. Here: https://t.co/OGR4rQ6dm4