Heather Mae

My Prayer is that when I die, all of Hell rejoices that I am out of the fight. -C.S. Lewis 🖤

[Heather Mae @Momma_Heather_]

Next time I open up to someone it’ll be at my autopsy.

[Heather Mae @Momma_Heather_]

@bbj_1993 No bueno

[Heather Mae @Momma_Heather_]

@bbj_1993 For why?

[Heather Mae @Momma_Heather_]

Awkward silence 🤭🤭

[Heather Mae @Momma_Heather_]

I’d rather share a bed with drunk Jerry, than Simba and Wyatt. At least Jerry gives me more space on the bed 😩

[Heather Mae @Momma_Heather_]

Pretty sure I fell asleep around midnight.. woke up at 4am wide awake... I’m also pretty sure it won’t be me that gets a nap today. #momlife

[Heather Mae @Momma_Heather_]

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[Heather Mae @Momma_Heather_]

@bbj_1993 You’re basically family.

[Heather Mae @Momma_Heather_]

This week... things get better. 😊

[Heather Mae @Momma_Heather_]

@bbj_1993 😂😂😂😂

[Heather Mae @Momma_Heather_]

@bbj_1993 https://t.co/41NhhgMJPJ

[Heather Mae @Momma_Heather_]

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[Heather Mae @Momma_Heather_]

Don’t take your bullshit out on your kids. Remember, they not only choose your nursing home, but they also can fail to show up to your funeral. 🤷🏼‍♀️