𝓜𝓸𝓶𝓶𝓪 𝓚𝓮𝓪𝓻𝓷𝓮𝔂🍁🇮🇪

•Enjoy the little things • Momma • •Fiancée • Wino • Fully caffeinated • •Irish☘️ •Nap enthusiast •

[𝓜𝓸𝓶𝓶𝓪 𝓚𝓮𝓪𝓻𝓷𝓮𝔂🍁🇮🇪 @Momma_Kearney]

Finally got my 6 year old to sit down & do her homework!

But her attitude is only fucking stink! Had to just walk away before I lose my shit! 😩

a) It's only Tuesday
b) what the fuck is she gonna be like when she's a teenager?! 🤯

#momlife

[𝓜𝓸𝓶𝓶𝓪 𝓚𝓮𝓪𝓻𝓷𝓮𝔂🍁🇮🇪 @Momma_Kearney]

I cannot wait to crawl into my bed tonight! 😑

#momlife

[𝓜𝓸𝓶𝓶𝓪 𝓚𝓮𝓪𝓻𝓷𝓮𝔂🍁🇮🇪 @Momma_Kearney]

@ProteinWorld Hi do all orders ship from the UK?

If so what's the situation with customs/vat/duty on orders?

I reside in Rep of Ireland.

[𝓜𝓸𝓶𝓶𝓪 𝓚𝓮𝓪𝓻𝓷𝓮𝔂🍁🇮🇪 @Momma_Kearney]

@DeathBecumsMe 100%

Obviously my daughter doesn't fully understand it, she just knows that as she gets older & matures she too will have periods like mummy.

That's the easy conversation, have no clue how I'll approach telling any of them about reproduction! 😦

[𝓜𝓸𝓶𝓶𝓪 𝓚𝓮𝓪𝓻𝓷𝓮𝔂🍁🇮🇪 @Momma_Kearney]

@DeathBecumsMe Christ that's diabolical! Fuck puberty is tough enough without entering into it completely blind!

I've already explained to my six year old daughter about periods & my son because I don't want him to grow up thinking it's "dirty". Ya know?

[𝓜𝓸𝓶𝓶𝓪 𝓚𝓮𝓪𝓻𝓷𝓮𝔂🍁🇮🇪 @Momma_Kearney]

@DeathBecumsMe My 8 year old boy did that talk in school last year.

I was so proud that he felt no shame in saying vagina & breasts in front of his female teacher & all the other boys.

[𝓜𝓸𝓶𝓶𝓪 𝓚𝓮𝓪𝓻𝓷𝓮𝔂🍁🇮🇪 @Momma_Kearney]

@DeathBecumsMe Absolutely hate when adults tell children that proper anatomical terminology are "bad words".

It breeds shame & there is nothing shameful about bodies.

[𝓜𝓸𝓶𝓶𝓪 𝓚𝓮𝓪𝓻𝓷𝓮𝔂🍁🇮🇪 @Momma_Kearney]

@wildrainbow2 Usually need a nap more than my toddler but survived today without one (some sorta miracle that).. 😴😴😴

[3 Wild Rainbows @wildrainbow2]

Have kids so you can test how much sleep the body REALLY needs to function.

[𝓜𝓸𝓶𝓶𝓪 𝓚𝓮𝓪𝓻𝓷𝓮𝔂🍁🇮🇪 @Momma_Kearney]

@SerieA_EN 18th place.. 🥺

But I have faith, our boys will succeed & Juve will make us proud.. ✊🏻

[𝓜𝓸𝓶𝓶𝓪 𝓚𝓮𝓪𝓻𝓷𝓮𝔂🍁🇮🇪 @Momma_Kearney]

@bdaly2468 touché 🍷🥴

[𝓜𝓸𝓶𝓶𝓪 𝓚𝓮𝓪𝓻𝓷𝓮𝔂🍁🇮🇪 @Momma_Kearney]

Totally accurate
@bdaly2468

We're a special breed us Irish.. ☘️🇮🇪

[𝓜𝓸𝓶𝓶𝓪 𝓚𝓮𝓪𝓻𝓷𝓮𝔂🍁🇮🇪 @Momma_Kearney]

@ChronicCookieee Don't laugh.. Krampus.

Not the most iconic movie but I watch it every Halloween.

[𝓜𝓸𝓶𝓶𝓪 𝓚𝓮𝓪𝓻𝓷𝓮𝔂🍁🇮🇪 @Momma_Kearney]

@TrueTorontoGirl Every year the kids & I spank the Christmas turkey.. 🦃👋

Guess it's become a bit of a tradition! 😆

[𝓜𝓸𝓶𝓶𝓪 𝓚𝓮𝓪𝓻𝓷𝓮𝔂🍁🇮🇪 @Momma_Kearney]

Gets old real fast!! 🙄🙄

#adulting

[𝓜𝓸𝓶𝓶𝓪 𝓚𝓮𝓪𝓻𝓷𝓮𝔂🍁🇮🇪 @Momma_Kearney]

@NBelfastLady Yup!

[¥ @laylanaiim]

I been pulling myself out of dark places alone since I was a child. I’m built for anything.

[𝓜𝓸𝓶𝓶𝓪 𝓚𝓮𝓪𝓻𝓷𝓮𝔂🍁🇮🇪 @Momma_Kearney]

Sometimes. Just sometimes the answer is wine.
All the Wine.

[𝐀 𝐌 𝐀 𝐍 𝐃 𝐀 @littlegiinge]

Coffee is the answer to everything.. Bad mood? Coffee. Tired? Coffee. Constipated? Coffee.

[𝓜𝓸𝓶𝓶𝓪 𝓚𝓮𝓪𝓻𝓷𝓮𝔂🍁🇮🇪 @Momma_Kearney]

@Bigshirtlesscol Love everything with coconut except actual fresh coconut! 🌴🥥