Crystal 🐍

I'm not even sure that I like twitter but whatever

[Crystal 🐍 @Momma_Meth]

THIS

[Crystal 🐍 @Momma_Meth]

Okay, I’m pissed that Olive Gardens food is so good but their leftovers be greasy asf 😐

[Crystal 🐍 @Momma_Meth]

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[Crystal 🐍 @Momma_Meth]

Scrolling on Insta and a video came on and said “hey Siri, play me a song” AND MY SIRI THOUGHT I SAID IT AND BROUGHT ME TO MY MUSIC 😂😭😂

[Shelbey Phillips @PhillipsShelbey]

y’all help a sister out. mom just recently gave Winston the boot, so now he stays outside. help me get him back in the house 🖤🖤🖤#OperationSaveWinston

[SAINT @rene0125_]

Y’all can’t change my mind on this

[Crystal 🐍 @Momma_Meth]

I work at the PX in Fort Campbell and nothing makes my day more then when people with service dogs come thru 😭💕

[Crystal 🐍 @Momma_Meth]

@Keira_McCourt @PURETRAP 😂😂😂

[Crystal 🐍 @Momma_Meth]

@Keira_McCourt @okaydamnnathan Bruhhhh 😂😭😂

[Crystal 🐍 @Momma_Meth]

Okay but @noahcyrus is better than Miley 🤷🏻‍♀️😍

[callie @callieshayeeex3]

guys!!! if i get 500k retweets this can happen for me!! please help out 💙💙 thank you all!!! #CalliesMetsProm

[Crystal 🐍 @Momma_Meth]

I always think I'm losing weight and then someone takes a picture of me and it looks like I've gained 20lbs..

[Crystal 🐍 @Momma_Meth]

Guys. I'm just ready for another tattoo... like srsly

[Crystal 🐍 @Momma_Meth]

I seriously think it's the cutest thing ever when I go to stalk someone's insta and their whole profile is pics of their significant other 😭💕

[Crystal 🐍 @Momma_Meth]

Some girl I just met thought me and Kenny were swingers. What the actual fuck. 🙃

[Crystal 🐍 @Momma_Meth]

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