zoesmomma76

The story of a mom of a 5 year old, 6 chickens, and 2 cats.

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@monstraspodcast @thedollop My family and I recently had to move to Texas from Florida due to a series of unfortunate events. My 7th grader is taking Texas History (mandatory). Her history teacher argued with her that Tallahassee is not the capital of Florida and had to Google it before he would concede.

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@daveanthony My 12 year old does the same. Last night, she lost her phone (and her ever-loving mind) just before bed and my husband and I were up way too late moving furniture trying to find the damn thing to make sure it was charged this morning. We made her - how is this our life?

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@MyFavMurder @GHardstark @KarenKilgariff Why? Why are all these teeth in the wall? What in the actual... I just cannot. https://t.co/rB43sUZ2LJ

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Happy Birthaversary to me! #gogators #gainesville #uf #volleyball @ Stephen C. O'Connell Center https://t.co/jpj4wRctpR

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You all know that our family loves all things Halloween, you may also know that I make our costumes every year. With 4 costumes to make this year, I turned to the extra cash in my… https://t.co/tjuJJOhgkh

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@MyFavMurder Ladies, I love you but the University of Florida is in Gainesville and has the best football team. Florida State is in Tallahassee and is the worst! #correctionscorner

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@danielvankirk only in dumb people town - or, ya know, Florida https://t.co/dZtosybt5k

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@danielvankirk @DPTpodcast
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Only in #dumbpeopletown.

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When you notice that it’s Tuesday and the latest @thedollop is not in your playlist yet, “oh, shit! They got @daveanthony, who do I alert? Did they take out @reynoldsgareth, too?” #staysafeguys #resist

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An eleven year old graduated community college today. Meanwhile, my kid's eyebrows are growing back in quite nicely. #shavedbrows #parenting

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#lovewithoutboundaries #loveknowsnolimits #furbabies #naptime https://t.co/2t7REsbGpG

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Naptime at our house is a little different. #furbabies #catsanddogs https://t.co/kcbHbETZXc

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Get to Genesis Church, worship will wake you up for a great message. #sunday #myview #gctb #bemine http://t.co/Lwj2lR3vQn

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Cardale was upset that it was so cold outside, she wanted to show off her fabulous dress. That jacket… http://t.co/YPqr6vWHld

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Richard E. refused to walk down the #redcarpet unless I walked it with him. #NightToShine… http://t.co/LJhhj7UAZP

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I told her she was beautiful. Her face lit up. #NightToShine #genesischurch #timtebowfoundation http://t.co/7nirmY7CoO

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Smiles going in, bigger smiles coming out. #NightToShine #genesischurch #timtebowfoundation http://t.co/cm1WohOosP