Mommiocrity

Celebrating the humor, embarrassment and ocassional mediocrity of motherhood. Mother to Miss Olive and Mister Palmer. #momlife #singlemoms #momminainteasy

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Nigerian police be pulling Michael over like "Why do you have a picture of Dog the Bounty Hunter on your phone?" #90dayfiancebeforethe90days #90dayfiance

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@DarrellDench @pfizer I wish I could have. It was not available publicly and I had 21 days given to me as notice from my employer. Just another single mom trying to feed her kids.... And now I have this injury. Hindsight is 20/20

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So after 5 months, 12 blood draws, 3 EKGs, 4 ultrasounds, 2 x-rays, breathing tests, a stress test and 11 trips to a hospital (3 by ambulance), finally @pfizer releases their #VaccineSideEffects list and NOW a doctor wants to have real talk? SMH

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@dogvoyages My children are not vaccinated because they are terrified after having to call 911 while their mom collapsed. This isn't just me it affects. My job, my kids, my life. Someone needs to be held responsible!

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@runningaway2020 @MelissaFarrugi2 @dogvoyages So is "vaccine" if you want to talk about it in this circumstance.

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The scariest part about this is it's real. And unless you've been on the inside and heard doctors and nurses say "oh no, another one", "seen a hundred this week" "working overtime to accommodate patients with the same" you can sit down. #VaccineSideEffects

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@dogvoyages Not yet. I will have to look into it

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@dogvoyages I am still undergoing testing but my heart is enlarged. The most alarming part of it all has been that each time I get rushed to the hospital, a nurse or doctor always says "vaccine side effect... Another one". They said they see hundreds a week!! Horrifying.

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@simoncholland No. I want to not be a mom for a day. LoL can't we have that?

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@oucrimsongirl Native is my go to! Love it

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Thank you @TheChainsmokers for spending 1240 minutes with me this year on @Spotify. You are my #1. Went to your #worldwarjoytour and it was incredible!! #2020Wrapped
https://t.co/u0cB1nea5I

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@TrophyWifeDayna What's up queen??!

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Anyone else watch reruns of @CatfishMTV and totally get sucked into not knowing who it's gonna be, even if you've already seen that episode? 🤣 @NevShulman you're messing with my head!

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Is anyone else seriously crying for Armando and Kenny right now? Ugh... My heart hurts for the LGBTQ community. 😥 #90dayfiancetheotherway #LGBTQ

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Who wants to die tonight? Take a shot everytime someone cries.😂🤣 #DarceyAndStacey #tlc

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Anyone else feel like they've seen Stephanie's dog before somewhere... 🤔 #90DayFiance #b90strikesback #biged

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@Itradestk Heck no. I'm watching this snorefest called UFC. Someone knock someone out already!

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Everybody who paid for this PPV is about to request a refund. #UFC251 #UFCFightIsland #ppv