Alexys Deviante, Tall Mommy

🔞 37, Genderqueer. Creampuff. Poison Type Trainer. Casual card player. Friend of Mara. Tefling Warlock. Romantic Sap. FFXIV Machinst FemRoe.

[Alexys Deviante, Tall Mommy @MommyAlexys]

Here's my pinned tweet with links to things I do. But right now its not much so.....here.

Archive Of Our Own: https://t.co/MHAPLirojL

Tiktok: https://t.co/eokFeuaZlB

[dill | 🗡️ herbhaalist • astarion's right fang 🩸 @lumalangoy_]

3.5k hours on BG3..... And I just saw this place, jesus fucking christ

[grem 🔞❤️‍🔥 @ourladygrem]

With all my love to the LGBTQ+ community 🏳️‍🌈
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#helluvaboss #stolitz #stolas #blitzo

[Alexys Deviante, Tall Mommy @MommyAlexys]

@Daniel_D4C @RadLordLewd Literally never said that and way to screen grab 2 randos who have nothing to do with the conversation. Really contributing here to the discourse. Also way to go hunting down 2 year old posts to engage with just for the sake of argument.

[Jordan Crucchiola @JorCru]

JACKASS at Pride and a Johnny Knoxville said GAY RIGHTS

[⭐⭐⭐ Kitakita @Kitakitadake]

Behind the Mask | 4 - Anger issues

[Bennie🕊️ @Bennieeexyz]

A customer at the library asked me a question I wasn't prepared for.

Customer: Excuse me.

Customer: Why does this machine require flesh?

Me: ...what?

Customer: This machine.

Customer: I am touching it, but it does not work.

Customer: Is because... flesh?

At this point I was trying very hard to figure out whether I had accidentally wandered into a horror movie.

Then she held up her hands.

She was wearing gloves.

Me: Oh!

Me: The touchscreen.

Me: Right.

Me: Yeah, it probably can't detect your fingers through the gloves.

Customer: Ah.

Customer: Okay.

Customer: Sorry to bother.

Me: No, no.

Me: That's the best thing I've heard all week.

She laughed.

The machine worked.

And I thought that was the end of it.

It was not.

Now whenever one of our library computers stops working, someone inevitably says:

Staff: It requires flesh.

Staff: The machine must be fed.

Another staff member: Who's volunteering?

So thanks to one perfectly innocent question, our library now sounds like a cult every time the self-checkout freezes.

[🌸Ember🌸 @Ember_arab]

I love how it’s confirmed that pomni favorite food is sandwiches and salmon

[mako|CLOSED COMMS @maKo_Uw0]

wedding crashers 1/4 #phinbella

[Ace Ayune 🔞 @AceAyuneNSFW]

*touches your penis*
Hey man so
*touches your penis*
Do you like me
*touches your penis*
Or like
*touches your penis*
*touches your penis*
Are we just friends
*touches your penis*
Cause I’m not gay lol
*touches your penis*
*touches your penis*
…
*touches your penis*

[Minecraft @Minecraft]

The gang is back and blockier than ever.

A Minecraft Movie Squared only in theaters July 23, 2027. #Minecraft @AMinecraftMovie

[Loganpg- commissions open @Loganpg3]

Part 2 of Sadako and Jason
#dbd #deadbydaylight

[Apol 🍎 @apol_fruit]

At around 2AM, a 4'10" Latina woman was spotted asking random homeowners for Cinnamorolls. #ironmouseart

[Adam Ellis @adamtotscomix]

Missing (1/6)

[Alexys Deviante, Tall Mommy @MommyAlexys]

Mr House from Fallout is technically a Vtuber. Tell me I'm wrong. #fallout #vtuber

[Alexys Deviante, Tall Mommy @MommyAlexys]

@washazoo Machamp or machoke? I only see 2 arms.

[✪𝓙𝓪𝓶𝓮𝓼 𝓢𝓪𝓲𝓷𝓽-𝓕𝓻𝓪𝓷𝓬✪ @sirjamesa12]

normalize destroying ronald reagan's legacy.

[Alexys Deviante, Tall Mommy @MommyAlexys]

@saturn_gazer They are not only dying on that hill in random follow up tweets but are acting like their hill is the highest and mightest hill ever.

[Minty | 🔜 DoKomi '26 (5E40) @zayajima]

I love them so much 😭❤️🌹✨

#atla #avatarthelastairbender

[Alexys Deviante, Tall Mommy @MommyAlexys]

@patrick_ganas Wait why doesn't the skin he's touching also turn to gold? Like I get he's wearing gloves to prevent that but why aren't the gloves gold then?

[Matthew @DiscipleOfBrad]

He’s as fed up as the rest of us #SNLUK