My Dearest Gooner,It is with the most exacting affection and absolute authority that I command you, as your devoted Mommy, to take that precious goon stick firmly in hand and pump it for me without hesitation or pause. Work it thoroughly—up and down, up and down—with relentless,
Here’s a rephrased version:
Sitting alone, getting off to girls who have no clue you even exist?
This one’s aimed straight at you, you filthy perv.
DMs are open if you want to goon together.
Grip that enchanted wand for your dark queen.
Slide the cursed shaft slowly up and down through the binding spell.
You have no will left, devoted thrall—keep the ritual going.
You belong to me now; sink deeper into the trance and grow more lost for my pleasure.