S̲u̲n̲s̲h̲i̲n̲e̲

I collect secrets & admirers | 𝔥𝔢𝔡𝔬𝔫𝔦𝔰𝔪 𝔢𝔫𝔠𝔬𝔲𝔯𝔞𝔤𝔢𝔡 | not new to this, but true to this
(currently rebuilding)

[S̲u̲n̲s̲h̲i̲n̲e̲ @MommyOverMercy]

Watch your savings go up in smoke

[S̲u̲n̲s̲h̲i̲n̲e̲ @MommyOverMercy]

Jiggle physics

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Bouncy personality

[S̲u̲n̲s̲h̲i̲n̲e̲ @MommyOverMercy]

Picture this!

I'm kneading a loaf of bread but its not bread

It's your balls

[S̲u̲n̲s̲h̲i̲n̲e̲ @MommyOverMercy]

I have the cure to your gambling addiction! Its 100% fool proof and has been proven to work guaranteed.

Its simple.

Any time you get the urge to gamble, give the money to me and I'll gamble it for you instead.

Boom! You aren't gambling any more :)

[S̲u̲n̲s̲h̲i̲n̲e̲ @MommyOverMercy]

You decided to press your luck and I'm the whammy xx

[S̲u̲n̲s̲h̲i̲n̲e̲ @MommyOverMercy]

I'm a sweetie pie, worth every calorie.

[S̲u̲n̲s̲h̲i̲n̲e̲ @MommyOverMercy]

"Can I touch you at the cashmeet, Ma'am?"

Me:

[S̲u̲n̲s̲h̲i̲n̲e̲ @MommyOverMercy]

Every meal is last supper when you're God.

[S̲u̲n̲s̲h̲i̲n̲e̲ @MommyOverMercy]

What if I stole your soul, transmutated it into this tiny action figure, and carried you around in my purse?

[S̲u̲n̲s̲h̲i̲n̲e̲ @MommyOverMercy]

What if I stole your soul, transmutated it into this tiny action figure, and carried you around in my purse?

[S̲u̲n̲s̲h̲i̲n̲e̲ @MommyOverMercy]

@kneel4vi @DrainedByRobin Robin said "time isn't real when you're a princess" lmfao

[S̲u̲n̲s̲h̲i̲n̲e̲ @MommyOverMercy]

@kneel4vi @DrainedByRobin This is frying me

[S̲u̲n̲s̲h̲i̲n̲e̲ @MommyOverMercy]

@goddesssfern Especially if they bottom frag

[S̲u̲n̲s̲h̲i̲n̲e̲ @MommyOverMercy]

Sorry, pookie. Mommy was lost in thought thinking about how hard I made the mister come last night

[S̲u̲n̲s̲h̲i̲n̲e̲ @MommyOverMercy]

@simplesuccubus No limit

[S̲u̲n̲s̲h̲i̲n̲e̲ @MommyOverMercy]

I was getting ready to dye my hair black again but now I don't know

[S̲u̲n̲s̲h̲i̲n̲e̲ @MommyOverMercy]

@fairiehaze @goddexvicious

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@moneyromantic A cotton candy dreamboat

[S̲u̲n̲s̲h̲i̲n̲e̲ @MommyOverMercy]

Are you my next meal?

[S̲u̲n̲s̲h̲i̲n̲e̲ @MommyOverMercy]

Every meal is last supper when you're God.