Mommy'sTrying

New Mama to my little man. He’s in charge. I just bring the milk.

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Remember the episode of Saved by the Bell when Jesse did “drugs” and then she went crazy and had so much energy but really it was just today’s equivalent of a 12 year old drinking an iced latte. #dontdodrugs

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@TurkeyHillDairy Thank you for confirming!! Now I can go enjoy my amazing ice cream!! ☺️

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About to take a spoon to my new half gallon of @TurkeyHillDairy peanut butter ripple ice cream and realized there’s no safety seal. Should there be a seal? Did someone tamper with my peanut butter goodness??

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Motivation Monday 🤛🏻

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When going to the beach with a baby you can either bring the baby or the chair. Never both. #momlife #chasingbabies

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Baby- *eats handful of sand*

Mom- Omg don’t let him do that!

Dad- It’s fine, he has to learn

Baby- *eats 2 more handfuls of sand*

Mom- This must all be a part of the “learning process” 😒🙄

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Just ran my sock across the baseboard of my family room and told my son I was cleaning. He’s going to make an excellent husband one day.

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Packing for a 10 month olds beach vacation should be an Olympic sport. And I’m coming in last. Need to take a break and have another bowl of @tillamookice cream. #MommysTrying

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UPDATE: The power is back on (nobody cares)!! What I have learned through the #poweroutage2019 - my husband can’t feel heat, my phone battery sucks, and my breast pump works much better when plugged into an outlet. But, we made it!

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Several minutes later *takes bite of ice cream* - I couldn’t wait any longer. Needed something to cool me down. Okay that was a lie- he can see right through me. @tillamookice you’re the only thing getting me through this night. Please send more. #poweroutage2019

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Nightly update: The power is out. No generator in sight. Room temp is 79 no wait 80. Husband said not to touch fridge or freezer. I say okay. #poweroutage2019

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I Amazon Primed all of my raid gear directly to Area51, I hope it gets there on time. #area51raid

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Is there anyone on earth who didn’t ask another human if they saw any good #AmazonPrimeDay deals?

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Who remembers when tights and corduroy shorts was considered a nice outfit? The #90s - what a time to be alive.

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@USA_Network Airing San Andreas after all of the West Coast earthquakes this week seems like a faux pas. #ImStillWatchingIt

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@Babybel Thank you!! Just tried your cheese for the first time and love it!! Will be buying many more 🧀

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In case anyone was wondering mini @Babybel cheeses have a red wax seal that is not meant for eating. 🤦🏻‍♀️ #mommystrying #tryharder

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Just saw a woman driving a street cleaner and honestly I don’t know if I feel empowered or offended.

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We’re told not to snack because it could ruin our dinner. Well, what if I don’t want to eat all of my dinner cause it could ruin my dessert. #foodforthought

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When the morning hot coffee becomes the afternoon iced coffee. #momlife