Natasha Mayes

Teacher, weight-lifter, type A control freak, wine drinker, daydreamer, mom and wife.

[Natasha Mayes @Mommytash]

@HeidiBriones And the best team did.

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@jakepaul Phenomenal show representing love, not division.

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@RobSchneider Oh rob. You’re a disappointment

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@DonaldJTrumpJr All yours!

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@NickAdamsinUSA No one cares about your opinion. We’re too busy dancing to the music of bad bunny but some redneck hick

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@KizaJessen @NickAdamsinUSA Make more room for the rest of us!

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@NickAdamsinUSA Barf!

[CALL TO ACTIVISM @CalltoActivism]

I almost spit out my drink. 😂

[Tim Walz @Tim_Walz]

Kamala Harris and I are both gun owners.

We’re not going to take away your Second Amendment rights — we’re going to prevent your kids from getting shot at school.

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@therealroseanne @JackPosobiec @Jenny_MommaLion In what world do you actually believe this?!

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@therealroseanne Biggest loser is trump. Like holy hostile and deflecting every single question.

[Bradley Whitford @bradleywhitford]

She’s fucking fantastic.

[Andy Cohen @Andy]

Is this old man talking about people eating cats? What is happening?

[Natasha Mayes @Mommytash]

@therealroseanne @TulsiGabbard Backing out? She agreed to the original debate not Trump’s agenda of putting it on a news source that is more popular with his followers.

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@domjoly @JayVTheGreat This!

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@lululemon Anything made with luon! Specifically wunder unders

[Thread Reader App @threadreaderapp]

@MovingParadigms Salam, please find the unroll here: @pattibacchus: 1. My inboxes runneth over this morning with messages from teachers about being directed to work onsite… https://t.co/AKcOf58j8M Have a good day. 🤖

[Sean Lowe @SeanLowe09]

I fixed our leaky shower today.

I told Catherine she’s lucky she married a handyman.

She rolled her eyes.

I said, “And if you’re lucky, maybe I’ll be a handsyman tonight.”

With a disgusted look, she replied, “Touch me and die!”

Marriage is a blessing y’all!

[BC Teachers’ Federation @bctf]

Key points for #bced #covid19bc:
1 - No date for major reopening. Not this spring.
2 - Many kids have been in school all along. It has been safe. There will be slow, voluntary expansion.
3- Planning/details still in the works. Patience is required.
4 - Safety is top priority.

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

Me: The week is finally over.

7-year-old: When did it start?

9-year-old: Wait, when did last week end?