Momofvikings

Just a mom of two boys, trying to get through the work day.

[Momofvikings @Momofvikings1]

Read Across America continues with Jammies day! @CBButlerElem #ReadAcrossAmericaWeek #brothers

[Michelle Obama @MichelleObama]

What truly makes our country great is its diversity. I’ve seen that beauty in so many ways over the years. Whether we are born here or seek refuge here, there’s a place for us all. We must remember it’s not my America or your America. It’s our America.

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Dearest Children, if you go to sleep, the Easter Bunny can finally grab the cra-stuff from the garage and finish up. Your mom-er- The Easter Bunny. #Moms #boymom #EasterBunny

[Momofvikings @Momofvikings1]

Finally beautiful weather.
My boys: can we play switch or watch TV?!?!
Me: 👉 OUTSIDE like it's 1989!

#boymom #lifeofmom #momslife

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Day 2 without a voice.

Family: Lets all ask mom questions from other rooms and be persistent in getting an answer.

#momlife #momwoes #seriously

[Momofvikings @Momofvikings1]

When you notice your 7 year old made his breakfast using Oreos, gummies, and bananas. No, not what's for breakfast. #momslife #breakfast #momofboy #boymom #workingmom

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There's a sheet of "allergies" on my car. #spring #allergies #lifeofmom #workingmom

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The child who wakes me on the weekends, only to ask if he can play switch, has been banished from electronics all morning. #dontwakeme #momlife #gooutside #howiparent #parenthard #wheresmycoffee

[Momofvikings @Momofvikings1]

Alexa, do my dishes. #itsnotworking #workingmom #lifeofmom

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Introducing my children to mangos, kiwis, and starfruit has only created snobby fruit salad children. #lifeofmom #fruits #workingmom

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I shouldn't have laughed that hard when my son stepped on the Lego I asked him to pick up 30 times today. #Legos #howiparent #LifeOfMom #workingmoms #laughing

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Current situation: bleach and Lysol. #LifeOfMom #Bleach #workingmoms

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Putting my family on a laundry budget. There is no way we accumulated this much laundry since Wednesday! #laundry #workingmom #woesofaworkingmom #boymom #snifftest

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Current situation: Walking around the house wearing a leftover NYE tiara as I slave over dinner and start the laundry. #glassofInfernoinmyhand #storiesofaworkingmom #workingmom #lifeofaboymom #boymom

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Our Elf hasn't moved in 2 nights, never been so thankful for misbehaved kids. #elf #elfontheshelf #lifeofmom

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My trust issues stem from seedless grapes having seeds. #Trustissues #lifeofmom #lies

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My Fitbit thinks I'm dead. #workingmom

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Uses my kid's toothpaste so I can continue drinking coffee. #howiadult #lifeofmom #Coffee #momhacks

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Remember when I thought being an adult and only having to go to work was going to be easy? That was cute, wasn't it. #whatwasithinking #lifeofmom #alwaysatoysruskid

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I'm not impressed until Alexa can tell me where I placed my drink or why I came into a room. #lifeofmom #wheresmybeer #mombrain