Momo🐟⭐️

Quark star trek is real he tells me to do bad things🐳
18🪼
Any prns🐠

[Ari the Ari Guy @AriTheAriGuy]

this is how every conservative fursona looks to me

[c @cokebeyc]

whenever i see someone my age

[Jules @HoodBiology]

this is fucking eliminating me dude

[dana donnelly @danadonnelly]

my husband goes “don’t get me wrong i love your maximalist aesthetic, i just never thought i’d be at urgent care because one of your decorative wall tambourines fell on my head and possibly concussed me”

[marlena @tinynewbornbaby]

On YouTube dot com looking up “prairie dogs kissing” and YouTube asks me if I’ve ever heard of a “Coca-Cola” … I told it I hadn’t.

[Momo🐟⭐️ @Momolassess]

Last night was a rlly chaotic shift but one of the servers got tipped in half a cookie cake and they gave me a slice so YAY!!

[valentine 🍀 @frolickingbunny]

anything can be erotic if there are enough things wrong with you

[Hex🐾🏳️‍🌈 @HexTheKittyMeow]

holy fuck dude i was a genius

[☆.｡.:* t0m0ko .｡.:*☆ @mootsheep]

he engorges himself on my ice cream, not knowing that he too will be my food!!

[愛 〃 ⋮ zaza .ᐟ 𓉸 @bunnylohen]

i wonder if anyone’s killed themself because they thought hell was like hazbin hotel

[dina🥩 @dinakisss]

Midway realized the point I was trying to make didn’t make sense💔💔

[bilatinman kio @kzzrttt]

happy yaoi day. when i was a kid id have my friend over and we’d read kaito x len doujinshi out loud roleplaying the characters because we thought it was funny. to this day im still mad im the only one who turned out gay

[a 🫶 @crashing_tf_out]

friend just told me “say please” and i didnt miss a beat. the 3 seconds of silence after were some of the most sexually charged moments of my life

[bean smoothie™ @beansm00thie]

gonna prank my landlord when he come to collect rent tomorrow lmaooo gonna get him so good

[Venz @venz228]

my dad would make me eat nothing but grapes wrapped in lettuce as a kid since he didnt want me to "be fat and ugly like my mom" and id try really hard not to cry during lunch when my siblings and cousins got to eat full meals