Alicia Magera

Moms don't say that: but this one does. Accidental/reluctant mommy blogger. Sarcastic but sweet. Cynical but caring. Assholishly Awesone,

[Stephanie Jankowski @CrazyExhaustion]

Ever been pregnant?
Is your pregnancy/labor story hilarious?
Wanna be a published author?

If you've answered yes... http://t.co/LXmQU5cHAf

[Alicia Magera @MomsDontSayThat]

Help me raise $500 in 18 days for Team Cure SMA. Seriously. It's a cause near and dear to me http://t.co/JV4QAbcuxP #run #cureSMA

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I never threaten violence towards children, but whoever bit my kid at daycare is challenging that statement #madmommy

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New Years resolution: use this account more and rebuild my blog

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I ran 1.68 mi with @mapmyrun. Check out my route in Peoria, AZ, United States! http://t.co/KEISVeknm0 #run #running

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recovery run to shake out the kinks. I'm soooo slow http://t.co/8LCDlBH2ev

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rolled my ankle last 1/2 mile http://t.co/mGBdLlsg69

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@brandoninaz 189 mile relay race. Such an exhausting amazing challenge

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@brandoninaz yep and I've got 3 mile at 5am.

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@brandoninaz kicking ass and taking names. Already did 7.0 miles this morning #ragnarlasvegas

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I ran 6.33 mi with @mapmyrun. Check out my route in Summerlin South, NV, United States! http://t.co/fY9OBL0dtY #run #running

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Phoenix 10K done. Not last and didn't die #runhappy http://t.co/VeJ6WjnGvn

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Playing around with intervals while breaking on my new Hokas. #run #runhappy #fitwithfibro #fitgirl http://t.co/iLYqSSMYug

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Toddlers are the worst running companion. Driveways also suck http://t.co/7iRirpK4sJ

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Nice easy run testing out the 45/30 second interval with my sparkle skirt twinsie Amy #runhappy http://t.co/NKUhxI50P8

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I entered a #giveaway from @lorib1985 to win a @YouphoiaYoga mat! https://t.co/WrbMUH8QQR

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Woop woop. My @InfluensterVox box came today! @aussiehair products just in time for date night

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Not such a great pace today but it is only day 2 so I'll take it #runhappy http://t.co/BVsH2wa0sH

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Half Marathon training starts now #runhappy http://t.co/1adDTF2yJ7

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milage might be a bit off but it was 3.1 miles of kicking butt #runhappy http://t.co/iW8OPbS7P5