Mom's Home!

Stopping fun dead in it's tracks one interruption at a time.

[J. Logan Horne @logandoesntweet]

@Moms_Home #momshome RT @kamstarjamstar: I want a mom tattoo

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buying toilet paper for the family takes more then 7 minutes! #sonofacunt “@adamrakipi_9: my mom better come home on time #cunt”

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Had to hook for bus fare but I'll be there soon, Hun! “@dee_avi10: My mom need to hurry home.”

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Wash that mouth with soap! “@iDesii_: Cleaning :/ Going to convince my mom into letting me stay home tonight , But shes being a BITCH!”

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The soundtrack to Drive might be my favorite record.

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I really wish I raised you better. RT @allisonsirosky dog puked everywheree. goood thing mom's home to clean it up #onlythingshesgoodfor

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Do you know you have 218 tweets? RT @thesk8rdude09
@Moms_Home you know katy petty is following you? ;D

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My kid's ungrateful. *regretting labor face* RT @heartshapedkiss My mom's home. *irritated face*

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@SteveMartinToGo North Dakota? I love you Steven!!!

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Tough choice! RT @Namrata_Joshi Conflicted! What to do with leftover chawal? Turn it into puliogare or tomato rice?

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I LOVE COOKING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Oh shit. Mom's home. http://twitpic.com/5m7sq0

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I've gone through your texts... we need to talk. RT @MaliceMaria: YES! my mom's coming home w/ my phone !

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@EricaR520 I'm having a great time. Don't wait up.

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It's too big, it's too wide, It's too strong, it won't fit! RT @AshleighLoc
my moms home. I hear her blasting beyonce

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Someday I'll be gone forever and you'll cherish these precious moments. RT @Bellalisseette Ugh moms home until monday :/

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I love your feet so what!? RT @bethybooiloveu My mom taking pictures of my feet what a freak

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Shea butter is one of my favorite products. I can put it on my corned feet, as well as roast a delicious chicken slathered in it! Yum!

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Mom's day out! http://twitpic.com/5iayek

[mia moretti @miamoretti]

A-hole! Or the real @Moms_Home?!? RT @THEMJEANS just had to tell my neighbor to stop having a fire dancing drum circle. I feel kinda bad