Momshep 2

LOL w/a coupla thoughts that might be worth sharing while I can still string words together, but not DJT-style; face-to-face, fire-of-the-mouth. BARAKA RULES!

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@rachaaael Thanks— just now seeing this. You be well also! ❤️

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@LuckyovLegends Hey Lucky IG has started freezing my account, I think because I write suggestions about diet or perspectives when peeps talk about being sick, and the bots get confused… did u ever find a way to converse with someone who could reset your account?

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@texasboy1060569 How about @laurenboebert ?

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@FaroukJazzedup @daylyt30 Had I known THAT my syntax would be impenetrable for a reader such AS you, I might (perhaps) have written it thus: "It kind of makes me wish THAT God could spell FROM..."

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@RonFilipkowski @MeidasTouch In which fantasy is this moron dreaming that the US depends on Ukraine’s grain? I’m betting she can’t name the countries who actually do have a history of trading with Ukraine for grain. Does she really want her face wrapped in Vlad’s cheeks? #HowdumbisMTGreene?

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@HanhMarsha38520 So he killed MacBeth?

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@LuckyovLegends Careful! Y'all might knock his whole vocabulary out of him-- all three syllables...

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@WSJ @jon_kamp Seriously? You put a comma after an exclamation point and then close quotes? Or are you leaving the editing and proofing to bots?

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@LAYS For the outrageous price of $6.00 for 13 oz of plain Lays potato chips, one might expect a decent bag of chips, maybe even above-average in terms of flavor and freshness. But NO...The bag I just reached into had BALLS OF GREASE AND SALT, ABOUT AN INCH OR MORE IN DIAMETER!!!

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@LuckyovLegends President Taft was buried in a piano crate…

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@Dpete9Peterson @Newsweek Look up paraquat. It shrinks testicles. It’s all over the foods that are grown by our macho, maga farmers.

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@MrsKhandiCoated @LuckyovLegends Was casted?

[Esther Choo, MD MPH @choo_ek]

when you have a hammer
everything looks like a nail
when you have 400 million guns
everything looks like a target
children
cheerleaders
anyone walking
ringing a doorbell
sitting
apologizing
even
sleeping

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@charlie0824 @YourFellowArab @DailyLoud The GPT response says “I can expand” when it should say “I can expound” so this bot has been trying to pick up English by ear, just like most lazy Americans LOL.

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@ztrip @RollingStone May you always have an excellent dish of broccoli waiting for you after you make great music!

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@eligh Fasting actually kicks up immunity. Chicken broth. Human babies aren’t naturally vegan.

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@eligh Been tryna warn ya about the fructose. And cough syrups make it worse. Loaded with sugars and artificial sweeteners. A macro doc would say: Only boiled veg, no fruit or juice, hot salty soup, bancha tea, no honey, skip milk unless breastfeeding, cook everything, no forced fluids

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@mrjmedeiros Indeed! But those whose taste is not very sophisticated will never know the difference.

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@DerrickAshimwe @khalilibn7 Ever heard of poetic license?