Jonathan Monitz

Screenwriter, comedian, & co-host of Finish My Story podcast @FinishStoryCast.

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The reviews for "The Disaster Artist" are in: Overall, it's received Hi Marks.

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@JokerzWyldd @alialrida2 @laurapeek_ Whom*, Derek. Stealing who *whom* who.

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@cokuno_san This is actually me getting acupuncture

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@Ssnyder1835 Happy fish plus coin

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@Ssnyder1835 We need that Rebel Without a Cause Snyder Cut!

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@jcolburnlevy Happy birthday, birthday twin! 12/29/89, red hair, and LA born (any chance you were also Cedar Sinai?...)

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It's ever important that on today, Yom Kippur, we atone for our comparisons of Clayton Kershaw to Sandy Koufax. #Dodgers #KershawPaysForParking

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Goyz II Men
#RuinABandNameWithOneLetter

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Go away, Brad.

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New ABC pilot, same old question: Who is this ONE casting agent that finds Brad Garrett funny?

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"'Member when everybody loved Raymond and people equated that to liking me?" -Brad Garrett

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2016: Donald Trump loves Huey Lewis and the News https://t.co/T1qrtykSqo

2018: Trump DEFINITELY hates the news, but what about Huey Lewis?

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Baseball fans who predicted an elongated World Series "hangover" for the @Cubs this year look especially smart considering Chicago has spent all season chasing @Brewers. #MLB #BaseballsGotHops #WhatTheKruk

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I always assumed Sting derived his name from "Police stings" but it turns out he used to regularly dress in black and yellow and my entire life has been a lie. #StingStings #DontStandSoCloseToBee

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#Annihilation is "Stalker (1979)" for the new generation: gorgeous & smart at first, only for it to stick with you long after the credits like a-- well... a stalker. Please see it in the theater (if you can).

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Life is like a pop quiz: shit just springs up on you, there's no real self-prep for these moments, and hopefully what you DO know will keep you from failing completely.

My high school wasn't big on pop quizzes.

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It’s Valentines Day! And Love, actually is all around us! Listen to our new episode where we tell a romantic Comedy story with a meet-cute and the worst accents the guys can do. You’ll laugh your little wings off.
#finishmystory #podcast #valentinesday #loveactually #disneyworld

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Had a great meal today at Dave Grill's Bar and Grohl. Thanks @FooFightersDave!

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Look man, I love tuna salad as much as the next guy, but please do NOT unleash your Costco-rationed leftovers in the subway.

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Why isn't Jan de Bont working anymore AND DON'T SAY "SPEED 2" OR "THE HAUNTING" OR "TOMB RAIDER 2" ok fair point...