Monica LeBeau

I'm Monica LeBeau. I was Monica Wattigney but I'm not anymore so don't worry about it! I use gifs to express my feelings.

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Hey, Chefs.
How does it feel to know that pizza is better than 90% of all the food you can cook?

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My genius 2 yo daughter just recognized 2.5 letters on @dylanrlebeau shirt. The letters were “P” “O” and “E” which she called “Elephant”.

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For a glorious ten minutes both of the girls napped at the same time in their respective beds.

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If you’re wondering what that weird milk smell is, it’s me constantly being drenched in seemingly impossible amounts of spit up.

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If my 2 year old daughter is any indication there is now generation of children that will grow up with Bowser as their favorite Nintendo character thanks to @jackblack

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I’m pretty sure this prediction was spot on.

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If I had to guess I would say I’m about 1.5 packs of English Muffins away from giving birth.

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@jazlor1 Oh yeah, Twitter said that the text two-factor authentication is actually the least secure way to do it and so they’re only offering that to their paid customers. To which we all say…

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My husband just started playing Stardew Valley for the first time and he randomly asks me questions about the game. I’ve never felt so helpful in my life. I have a rich wellspring of knowledge to share.

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Someone tell this baby in my womb that if she wants to stretch out she’s gonna have to get herself born. My lungs have had enough.

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@HannahLeBeau Honey Nut Cheerios would get my fourth spot if that were allowed. You’re wrong for the Frosted Flakes tho. Them suckers turn into a soggy mess after two minutes.

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Easy. Cinnamon Toast Crunch, Froot Loops, Lucky Charms.

[Barbara Sobel @BarbaraJSobel]

Pick 3.

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@HannahLeBeau

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If I had to guess I would say I’m about 1.5 packs of English Muffins away from giving birth.

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I would just like to vent publicly that gestational diabetes is the absolute pits.

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Life Hack: Sometimes you can just cook a pack of bacon on a sheet pan and then tell your family that dinner is ready.

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@TylerHuckabee I like to imagine this story is taking place at a Chili’s.

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@dylanrlebeau - “Do you feel a kinship with Rihanna since she’s pregnant?”

I wish I could say I did, but she’s Rihanna and I’m me. So… 😅

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@kkdumez @danieljonce I’m offended on behalf of @SarahBessey that Jesus Feminist didn’t make his list of red flag books. 😜

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Hearing sheets of ice slide off our roof after being stuck inside for four days is like music to my ears. 🎶

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If my kid wakes up early from her nap and is just happily chatting away to herself I can just leave her in there right? Cuz I ain’t ready. I’m just really not ready.