Mona Lisa

The Dennis Rodman of bouquet toss rebounds

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@JAYZclassicBars do you take the subway? I say YES my husband says NO

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@jesus for the record I never trusted Judas!

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My Heart Will Go On is a screamo song…just ask Every Time I die! I know they agree

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Ever watch a movie and think- this has gotta be based on a true story? This is too stupid for it not to be real.

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@jesus I’m getting fucked up for your birthday 🎂🥳

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Apparently it’s “inappropriate” to tow a sea-doo to a funeral…but there’s launch near by & I wanna get out on the water after. I’ll don’t even mind spreading the ashes! My funeral it’s totally appropriate! @BRPSeaDoo thoughts?

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The ending of breaking bad is wild!

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Went to a celebration of life for someone I didn’t really even know (I was invited)…and it was a GREAT time! Cheap drinks, good live music, free lunch…put me down for the next one! I’m sign the guest book I

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@mattrife Rest and & well…AND take Dave Chappell advice next time on not letting yourself get burnt out!!

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@mattrife I have a gift for you…it’s a DVD…not a spicy DVD…it’s a educational speech on otters 🦦 hope you enjoy 🤓

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Does Shawn not know the difference between a wedding ring and an engagement ring? I really expected more from a gay man! #90dayinparadise

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There’s no way Madelein & Luke get married! She’s the biggest gold digger on the show yet! #90dayinparadise

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Kyle from #90dayloveinparadise has donated enough sperm to have 36 children & counting…not for money just for the fun of doing it…really ladies? You couldn’t find someone taller with a better hairline?

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One minute you have a favourite bong the next minute you have a favourites burner on a stove…growing up is wild!

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Watching #WWE King & Queen of the Ring 2024 in Saudi Arabia is a little strange…all the females including the refs are covered from neck to wrist to ankle. #wwekingandqueen

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Who the fuck is Simon #thevalley

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@joshgroban did I just see you at UFC?

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The DJ to night at the leaf game is on point!

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@jesus good luck today 🍀

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Kate Middleton is with Carmen Sandiego…you heard it here first…case closed! #WhereIsKateMiddleton