If you’re bummed about not spending this holiday with your elderly loved ones look at the bright side: soon they’ll be dead. Not long after that, you will too and the world will roll on like none of you ever existed.
This thanksgiving, please enjoy Arby’s
Tonight as two impossibly wealthy and senile old men argue on a global stage for absolutely no reason at all, remember: you, personally, will die alone and penniless and no one will visit your grave, much less bring flowers
Please continue enjoying Arby’s
The most important takeaway right now is that we make sure everyone who is in other parts of the world looking to come back home —that they or a family member for example — register as part of Smart Traveler Enrollment Program (STEP) with the State Department.