Monalisa Dey Sarkar

The snark, the whole snark, and nothing but the snark.

[Monalisa Dey Sarkar @MonalisaDSS]

@NewspressX Bro I'm not voting for BJP. Unless I wanted all my tax money to go to Ambani-Adani and whatever. They've been in power for a long time. How did our lives get better? I don't see it.

Naah bro, BJP gotta go out.

[Monalisa Dey Sarkar @MonalisaDSS]

True. Because every other politician time on their 'quality'. Hey what's the quality of the current PM? Oh sorry, don't want to be termed 'anti national' 🤣🤣

[The Analyzer (News Updates🗞️) @Indian_Analyzer]

🚨BIG NEWS! A guy named Faizan Ansari files complaint against Abhijeet Dipke 🎯

🗣️"It was a paid movement. Urfi Javed got ₹1 Lakh, Poonam Pandey was invited for ₹20,000.
— I was attacked twice by his goons"🤯

[Monalisa Dey Sarkar @MonalisaDSS]

@PuneCityPolice my last visit to Kale Padal P. S. was today after my harrasser texted me that he 'was coming today' to 'have sex with me'. I was made to wait for 1.5 hours and now I'm leaving. F u. Come find me tomorrow, dead or alive.

[Monalisa Dey Sarkar @MonalisaDSS]

@PuneCityPolice I've been harrassed and threatened by a man for a month. I've visited Kale Padal police station 3 times. They ask me "tell us what we're going to do", give the man who's harassing me a call, and send me home. Nice, na? Do police do anything before finding a body?

[Monalisa Dey Sarkar @MonalisaDSS]

@TokaTakes That's true. Women, take notes. Start talking about your uterus to your future in-laws. Describe your periods, duration and consistency. Men are finally interested in female biology. Let's educate them. Feel free to laugh if they can't tell the ovaries and fallopian tubes apart.

[Monalisa Dey Sarkar @MonalisaDSS]

@MemoryUnloaded Lol oh the sheer quantity of venom for all the wrong reasons.

[Monalisa Dey Sarkar @MonalisaDSS]

@dudexokay What I see is a bunch of men around her empowering her to do all the things you dislike. Yet your comment is not geared towards them. Maybe it should be about what the men in corporate do, unless you're afraid of losing your guy card. It's much easier to police her actions, no?

[Monalisa Dey Sarkar @MonalisaDSS]

@TataCompanies An Indian business tycoon passed away, and nobody left a snarky comment on social media. RIP sir. This is probably the last time it happens. You were the last businessman I respected. In twenty years we'll know just how rare it was.

[Monalisa Dey Sarkar @MonalisaDSS]

@RealHughJackman Great move, sharing this pic. Ladies love big dorks.

[Monalisa Dey Sarkar @MonalisaDSS]

@StephenKing Lol

[Monalisa Dey Sarkar @MonalisaDSS]

@narendramodi @BJP4India Will you be happy to share what happened to PM cares fund, to which all 'employees' were forced to donate their one day salary?

[Monalisa Dey Sarkar @MonalisaDSS]

@RealHughJackman You're playing both parts? Makes sense.

[Monalisa Dey Sarkar @MonalisaDSS]

@RealHughJackman Cloudy with a chance of pigeon poop.

[Monalisa Dey Sarkar @MonalisaDSS]

@RealHughJackman Oh, so Facebook gets more? SO uncool.

*Shaking head*
*Opening Facebook*

[Monalisa Dey Sarkar @MonalisaDSS]

@PotterWorldUK Damn, so that's why I find them so depressing. Welp, mystery solved!

[Monalisa Dey Sarkar @MonalisaDSS]

@Timcast Let the doctors do their job Timmy my boy. Don't you worry your *erm* normal-looking head.

[Monalisa Dey Sarkar @MonalisaDSS]

@StephenKing I love that you're so vocal. Taking the 'please everyone' path serves nobody, and I always use you as an example when people say I should take a more neutral tone.

[Monalisa Dey Sarkar @MonalisaDSS]

@RealHughJackman Unpopular opinion: Wolverine was tiny in the comic books. Tiny and a feral, vicious fighter. He wasn't physically imposing, he made up for it by being extra wild. Quite the opposite of this muscled 6ft flagpole.

[Monalisa Dey Sarkar @MonalisaDSS]

@RealHughJackman Smug about breaking curfew, I see.