Monarch Updates

Providing the latest news, discoveries and warnings of Titan Activity.

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imma be real with yall we just lost Godzilla

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Found this phone washed up on a south island beach in New Zealand, saw these fucked up tweets and cast it back out to sea again

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lost at sea help

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No shit.

[[MONARCH] @MonarchSciences]

⋈ MUTO activity reported.
Skull Island

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Fucking-

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Captured at a Monarch outpost.

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‘Cause snitches get stitches, duh.

[[MONARCH] @MonarchSciences]

Monarch has detected global electromagnetic activity, but they’re not telling you.

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do not the frog !!! !

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Shuddup we ain’t got nothin’ to hide

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Jacking off in Mothra’s enclosure rn

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@DirtDisrespect yes

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just lost my virginity to jamiroquai

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We have replaced Godzilla’s intestines with Fruit By The Foot

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@F0rtuneL0wT1er Unclear

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Godzilla and King Kong are officially dating. They love each other very much, and have very passionate sex.

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idk who this is

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they’re fucking dead, that’s it then

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aw fuck who’s that

[GODZILLA.OFFICIAL @Godzilla_Toho]

The #Monsterverse continues. Only in theaters March 15, 2024 #GodzillaxKong

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hey, it’s me, The Thing from John Carpenter’s The Thing. i have now become this twitter account. everything is normal.

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We have classified Lydia Tár as a M.U.T.O.

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he actually said this for real this is not made up

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trans person: i’m trans

godzilla: cool.

ohio: hey i forgot how trains work and now like a third of our land is irreversibly contaminated

godzilla: yeah i know, you fucked up. how many warnings i gotta give ya?