Mone P

Do as I say, not as I do...

[Mone P @MonePayn]

Sent an email to 12 senior executives and their respective GM’s and said “please see attached”…

… Ya boy forgot to attach

[Mone P @MonePayn]

@LoveShaxxx Specially / specifically… you get my drift 😂 I wrote that while pretending to be tuned into a work meeting 🥹😂

[Mone P @MonePayn]

Instead their lawmakers (specially Texas lawmakers) are more concerned about this 🤯:

https://t.co/pbgUC7nAVB

[Mone P @MonePayn]

@nahfrdnt You got this 💙 shitty situation but nemind all of that. Control what you can control and that’s continuing to be the bad-ass mum to the sweetest lil girl.

PS I bet you can squat more than him. I bet he can’t do as many double unders 😉😂 Let’s not give ‘him’ anymore airtime x

[Mone P @MonePayn]

Makes me think of how many videographers now following this model.
Finding up and comers to document their journeys to sell the footage to Netflix once they get to “Kanye West Status” 🤔

[Mone P @MonePayn]

That guy that followed around Kanye with a video recorder during his come-up is a made millionaire after selling all that footage to Netflix, surely?!

Imagine if Kanye didn’t crack it?!

[Mone P @MonePayn]

That guy that followed around Kanye with a video recorder during his come-up is a made millionaire after selling all that footage to Netflix, surely?!

Imagine if Kanye didn’t crack it?!

[Mone P @MonePayn]

@etheretro @yuppieventures @BoredApeYC Happy Camper! #HelloMrNiceWatch *Jay-Z Voice*

@miksywunna - we on here!

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@miksywunna @etheretro @uwucrewnft @mikeygwop @rohanlala213 Hello Mr. Nice Watch 🕰

[Mone P @MonePayn]

First day back in the office and already dealing with shenanigans…

When someone asks to push a meeting forward by 30min, does it go from 3:30 to 3 or 4? This is too much stress for a Monday morning and now I feel like I need a break from work 😇😂

[Mone P @MonePayn]

@amosisCOOL Shot my brewwwww. Stay fefeka ✊🏽😂

Happy New Years to and Hayleigh toko

[Mone P @MonePayn]

When my daughter found out she had Covid she was mad celebrating. She reckons “yusssss, now this means I have to isolate and not walk the dog” 🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️ the laziness is real with this girl.

So her dad forced her to walk Zuko around our apartment. Leash on and everything 🕺😂😂

[Mone P @MonePayn]

@nahfrdnt Churrrrr my bro! Happy New Year fam. I see you hittin’ them double unders 🔥🔥

[Mone P @MonePayn]

@LoveShaxxx Thanks my bro 🙏🏽 yeah, we safe as houses. Hana didn’t even get it the bots lol

[Mone P @MonePayn]

@Darrell_Leota Close them rings gal! ⭕️

[Mone P @MonePayn]

Last day of iso. Back into the community tomorrow 🕺 Just in time for the pub, I reckon 🍻

The hangover I plan on getting will be worse than the Covid I had (and most likely last longer too). That’s not to say everyone reacts the same but shieee I’ll take Covid over man-flu easy

[Mone P @MonePayn]

@whitzp Damn. Over lunch today, Peyton asked me:

“dad, where does your voice go when you lose it” 😂

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@SKlupe @nahfrdnt I’m not even surprised… you both seem like fellow galavanters #WelcomeHome 😇😂

[Mone P @MonePayn]

“Frolicking” and “Galavanting” are top tier words when a mum explains to others how you’re out in the clubs instead of @ home folding the washing 😅😅

Looking forward to galavanting this week @ the Christmas parties. That’s right; plural.

[Mone P @MonePayn]

Thoughts on calling girls toko? Lol or better/worse yet, girls calling you toko? 🤓

[Mone P @MonePayn]

Far that’s pretty deep for a Monday morning. What the hang is in this coffee?! 😂

[Mone P @MonePayn]

“When I do right, nobody remembers. When I do wrong, nobody forgets.”

Just as well my brain ain’t big enough to worry about what I can control AND what I can’t control 😎 #MeRacingMe 🏎 💨