Mone Bothma

[Mone Bothma @Mone_Bothma]

You had me at 'I hate that bitch 2!'@nigitha2

[Mone Bothma @Mone_Bothma]

It doesn´t matter if the glass is half empty or half full. There is clearly room for more alcohol.@LiniqueTheron @nigitha2

[Mone Bothma @Mone_Bothma]

When you open the front facing camera by accident and you look like a deformed animal with a triple chin.@nigitha2

[Mone Bothma @Mone_Bothma]

New STD called "feelings"... Don't catch that shit. @LiniqueTheron

[Mone Bothma @Mone_Bothma]

why is it that like 99.9% of girls look thin and cute in over sized shirts but i look like a beanbag @LiniqueTheron @nigitha2

[Mone Bothma @Mone_Bothma]

me after eating one healthy meal: i wonder how much weight I've lost@LiniqueTheron

[Mone Bothma @Mone_Bothma]

Everything is made in China. Except babies. They're made in VaChina.@Dan_van_as

[Mone Bothma @Mone_Bothma]

I just wanna be rich enough to have Morgan Freeman read me bedtime stories.@nigitha2

[Mone Bothma @Mone_Bothma]

planning out an outfit in my head then actually trying it on and looking like a mole rat@nigitha2 @LiniqueTheron

[Mone Bothma @Mone_Bothma]

If I share my food with you, that means I care.@nigitha2 @Dan_van_as

[Mone Bothma @Mone_Bothma]

Whenever I talk with someone who stutters... I yell "REMIX" so they feel cool and shit.@Dan_van_as @LiniqueTheron @nigitha2