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I love science, dad jokes, and everything that is pink.

[M @Moneka_G]

Love https://t.co/flfGJTMWqY

[TimePlay @TimePlayEnt]

Last day to follow @TimePlayEnt for a chance to win 2 FREE movie tickets! Retweet this for a 2nd ballot! #ThisIsIt

[M @Moneka_G]

@bravabistro @DeweyNoordhof Amazing!!! Thank you so much!!!

[M @Moneka_G]

@bravabistro i didnt know you guys closed. I have a gift card for $150 to your resturant that I got for my bday what do I do with that now?

[M @Moneka_G]

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? ten-tickles! 😊 #jokeoftheday #lol #smile

[M @Moneka_G]

so so excited for #BBCAN2 tonight!! #jeda ftw!

[M @Moneka_G]

what kind of flower is between your nose and your chin? Twolips! #tulips #spring #jokeoftheday

[M @Moneka_G]

@dancemoms marathon! Just love this show! Go chole! #realitytv #addicted

[M @Moneka_G]

@AvenueMagazine @mntf yayyy!! Thank you!! Can't wait to check it out!

[Avenue Calgary Magazine @AvenueMagazine]

We're giving away a pair of tickets to "Paper Series" @MTF on June 23 at 2 p.m. Retweet this message until 4 p.m. to enter to win.

[Avenue Calgary Magazine @AvenueMagazine]

We've got one Discovery Pass for @SledIsland to give away. RT this message before 4 p.m. to enter!

[Wolf Pack Alan @WolfpackAlan]

What if Deja Vu really just meant you lost a life, and you're starting off at your last checkpoint.

[OMGFactsSex @OMGFactsSex]

I turned my phone onto 'Airplane mode' and threw it up into the air. Worst. Transformer. Ever.

[Wolf Pack Alan @WolfpackAlan]

That awkward moment when you see twins fighting and one of them calls the other ugly.

[God Posts @GodPosts]

Dream more. Complain less. Love more. Argue less. Hope more. Fear less. Relax more. Worry less. Believe more. Doubt less.

[M @Moneka_G]

Gona help my patient deliver a baby for the first time today!!!!! #soexcited love being a #nurse

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

If bars can't serve drunk people, Mcdonalds shouldn't be able to serve fat people.

[NE-YO @NeYoCompound]

"The process of self improvement is just that- A PROCESS.. It DOES NOT happen overnight, it WILL NOT be easy!" ~NE-YO